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I pretended to be bad at math to get you to help me, but I'm not bad at math. I'm actually... I'm actually really good at math. You're the one who's only kind of okay at math. Anyways, um, now I'm failing. So isn't that so dumb? That is dumb, yeah.

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♪ Yes, I look perfect ♪ ♪ Ice Queen That's what you see ♪ ♪ It's what they all expect From me ♪ ♪ But it's all show ♪ ♪ Face it, you used me ♪ ♪ You saw the sexy clothes ♪ ♪ My supermodel pose ♪ ♪ What did you know? ♪ ♪ Was I a game to you? ♪ ♪ Was I a way to be cool? ♪ ♪ I truly cared ♪ ♪ Was I the fool? ♪ ♪ It's fine for you ♪ ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ ♪ It's fine ♪ ♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪ ♪ Feel my heart beating? ♪ ♪ I'm just like her or you ♪ ♪ People forget I'm human, too ♪ ♪ Yes, they do that ♪ ♪ This is performance ♪ ♪ This is all self-defense ♪ ♪ I thought you had the sense ♪ ♪ To see through that ♪ ♪ Was I too proud with you? ♪ ♪ Was I too cold And forbidding? ♪ ♪ You chose her over me Well ♪ ♪ Are you kidding? ♪ ♪ It's fine for you ♪ ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ ♪ It's fine ♪ ♪ Till someone gets hurt ♪ ♪ Till someone gets hurt! ♪ ♪ Poor little me ♪ ♪ I'm trapped In this fabulous show ♪ ♪ You could set me free ♪ ♪ But if you're going, go ♪ ♪ It's fine for you ♪ ♪ It's fine to flirt ♪ ♪ And, God, you're hot! ♪ ♪ Why do you even Wear a shirt? ♪ ♪ No, it's fine ♪ ♪ Damn, you're fine! ♪ ♪ And it's fine ♪ ♪ Till someone gets... ♪

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Okay. I'll be there.

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Caddy!

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Whoo!

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So, what are we doing this weekend? Why is everyone asking me about the weekend? It's Tuesday. Yeah, the weekend is only... several days away. I have to go to this thing in Madison with my mom. Your mom is going away? You should have people over. No, I'm going with her. Well, if you have people over, you can invite Aaron.

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Wait, honey, why are you eating Kälteen bars? These are what we gave Nana Joan when we needed her to gain weight.

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Take a picture, losers. It'll last longer.

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Have you seen Aaron? What? Aaron! Karen?

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♪ Yeah, we'll be rock Rock, rockin' up on that pole ♪ ♪ Rockin' till the break Of day ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' Stuffin' a stockin' ♪ ♪ And they'll be talkin' About us in town ♪ ♪ Yeah, we'll be rockin' ♪ ♪ And rollin' and lockin' And strollin' ♪ ♪ Till the North Pole police Come shut us down ♪

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Did you hear me? What? We did it. Regina lost her hot boyfriend. She lost her status over everyone. She popped her blemish against the stage floor. That's rock bottom.

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We can stop. We're even. Finally you don't have to talk to them anymore. We can finally have lunch together tomorrow. I'm getting dumplings. Unless they have pizza bagels, then I might get both. So good. I can't.

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Hello, may I have your attention for this morning's announcements?

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Grool.

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So, I went to the Christmas show and it was a mess, y'all. Regina ate total shit. I think people saw her nipple. It's just unprofessional. This was kind of hilarious.

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For Queen... ...Regina George... ...Karen Shetty and Gretchen Wieners. Same old, same old. And Caddy Heron.

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Oh, um... no, not today.

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Is this you holding a crocodile? Oh, my God, don't look at that. That is so embarrassing. No, it's not. It's awesome.

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