[LAUGHS] Oh, boy! He's really teeing it up, isn't he? Who gets to make the first joke? I think we should all do it at the same time. Good call. For $45, you get sucky-suck. BOTH: I only do over the pants, mouth stuff. Fuck! The Proposition has a wonderful Guy Pearce performance. WADE: Wait, wait, wait! I wanna do mine over. Give us the line again. I need your help! Trust me, I'm even less happy about this than you are... but you unleashed the Juggernaut, you dumb cunt! I can't bring him down alone. So here we are.
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Little off course here.
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[BREATHING HEAVILY]
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We need a secret code.
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Get away from me, kid!
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GUARD: Let's go!
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Papa. ♪ Papa, can you hear me? ♪ ♪ Papa, can you find me in the night? ♪
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Look. Family is not an F-word.
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I'm glad everybody dropped by. You must be wondering why I didn't call you here. I'll tell you why I'm here. "The Time Traveler's Wife's" husband... beat me within an inch of my life. He was torturing me! But all I told him was everything he wanted to know. So, I'm here to help us gear up. So we can go after him without me. WADE: No! I'm doing this alone. The Juggernaut will kill you all. Fair enough. WADE: I just need a couple of hours to get some legs under me. What will you do? WADE: I don't care what the kid did to me. I ain't letting Cable get to him, even if I have to teabag him to death. It's really just a sip of tea at this point. Zip it, black Black Widow! I'm flowing. The first order of business is to get me in front of Cable... so I can pull all the fucking blood out of his body... and fashion his bones into holiday jewelry. Then, I'm gonna take his skin... and stretch it out over a homemade mating drum.
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Just let it happen, okay? I guess my heart was finally in the right place. [GROANS] That riddle is so fucked up.
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GUARD: This is Convoy 17 departing the Ice Box. We are en route.