I can't protect you. [COUGHS] With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow, I'm basically Hawkeye. Now, if you'll excuse me... [COUGHS] I've got tumors to grow. Vanessa awaits. I'll start by making us a shank. Good listening. I stole that guard's pen... and stashed it in the old prison wallet, if you know what I'm saying. I really hope I don't know what you're saying.
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Relax. I'm retrieving something from my utility bag. It's a goddamn fanny pack... and you know it, you sick son of a bitch! The difference is night and day.
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RUSSELL: So you wear that helmet because your brother tries to read your mind? JUGGERNAUT: Yeah, but he's in a wheelchair, so even-steven. MAN: Someone's coming. It's Russell, sir. And he's not alone. HEADMASTER: Secure the children.
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[GROANS, COUGHS] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Don't be. Don't be. I've been trying to make this happen for a while. Please, just don't leave me. I don't wanna die without an audience. We are not going anywhere. WADE: Oh, God, I hope the Academy is watching. Just rest, okay?
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Vanisher! [LAUGHS]
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We can take it from here. Take me to the Ice Box, please! Anywhere's better than here. DEADPOOL: Believe me, son, you do not wanna go to the Ice Box. That place makes Hitler's anus look like Waikiki. Let's get you inside, young man. No, wait, wait. Wait. You guys stay there.
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4.3s
That gun is amazing! [GRUNTS] [TIRES SCREECHING]
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Peter. PETER: I got you, buddy! You're gonna be fine! This is not good, man! You got this, big guy! Here we go, Peter! Look at me. We're X-Force, right? Yeah, we're X-Force. We're X-Force.
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[GRUNTS]
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[MAN SINGING]
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[GROANS]
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Hi, Yukio. Hi, Wade! [CHUCKLES] And you...
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1.2s
[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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DEADPOOL: What do you get when you take eight feet of chrome... one pinch of courage... a cup of good luck... a dab of racism... a splash of diabetes... and a wheelbarrow full of stage four cancer? Answer: a family. See? I didn't lie what kind of film this was. If there's anything you take away today... other than the need to Google, "What the fuck is dubstep?"... it's that we all need to belong to someone.
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6.8s
These restraints are pretty... People think they understand pain. They have no concept of it beyond their own worst experience.
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They will not replace us. What do you say we go fuck some shit up? "Let's fuck some shit up" is my legal middle name.
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No. It's his "Basic Instinct." What can we help you with? I'm here to proposition you.
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You got 30 seconds, you jabbering butt plug! Now we're getting it.
