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You'll do no such thing. Why don't you just say it in an Indian accent? I'm sorry? Apology accepted. This is a side of you I do not like. Let me guess, some of your best friends in the future are Indian. What the hell are you...? Once again, intolerance rears its ugly head. I am so sorry. It gets better. I'm not a fucking racist, moron! That's precisely what a racist would say. I'm with the old white guy on this one. And that's a twist. When this is over... I'm going to fuck you to death with your own broken feet. And a sexual predator, too. That's rich. I should have finished college. DEADPOOL: So what exactly do you do in the future, anyway, huh? Some kind of soldier? Yeah, something like that. DEADPOOL: I was a soldier. Special Forces. I bet 50 years from now, we're bestest buddies. 50 years from now, you're very dead. Your entire generation fucked this planet into a coma. Boom! [IMITATES EXPLOSION] Spoiler alert. [SNICKERS] [SIGHS] Planets. Next time, Uber. Here's a spoiler alert. You're not a fucking hero. You're just an annoying clown dressed up as a sex toy. DEADPOOL: Well, I got news for you. My heart is in the right place. Russell's not gonna kill anyone. Because of me, he's gonna know what real love looks like. We're all going to die. Because of you, I'll always know what a grown man with baby balls looks like. I'm a grower, not a shower. God, I wish this were a bus where I could pull the string and get out. It's a good thing Cable's not driving, or you'd be in the back. I am in the back. DEADPOOL: Right here! [BRAKES SCREECHING]
Deadpool 2
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Second biggest guy. The last thing I need is more hepatitis. Oh, it's slippery, too. This table needs a wipe down! Can we get a wipe down on the table? [GROANS] [INMATES EXCLAIM] Kid, I think you picked the wrong side. No, I didn't! He's my friend! Zip it. We're not friends. [INMATES CHEERING]
Deadpool 2