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Craig, you didn't have my back, back there. You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro. And, Seth, you duplicitous taint. What? Then of course, there's Jay, the self-righteous, cock-sucking, two-faced backstabber. What the fuck are you talking about? I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right? The only reason why you care about any of us is because you think that's what God wants you to do. You don't give a shit about us. No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit... You're fucking lying. Am I twisting this? I believe you were in Los Angeles two months ago, at the Four Seasons. I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth, so that you could maintain the illusion that you always stay with Seth when you're in Los Angeles. Ooh!
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18.3s
What? I thought you said, "Someone volunteer to go with me out there. " I must have misheard you. I'm sorry. You did not, you motherfucker. Hey, okay, ease up. Just chill out, dude. Just relax, man. God. So how we gonna decide this, fellas? All right, guys, it's simple. Whoever pulls the burnt match has to go get the water.
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18.1s
Jesus. Oh, fuck. You guys okay? I broke my ass in half. Here. Shit, they got through! You guys fucking did it. Oh, my God. Fuck. Did that hurt? Oh, yes, it fucking hurt. I loosened this up for you, I'll have you know. Okay, just shut up. It's fucking dark down here. Hold on, hold on.
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22.8s
Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
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53.6s
Fuck, man. I'm just pouring myself another glass of water to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch. That's very nice, but you can't just pour yourself another glass of water, man! Will you cut it out? Yeah. We agreed to one glass at dinner, we voted on it, man. Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired of all these fucking rules, man. You don't see me putting rules on you guys. You cannot have another glass of water. Jay weighs 150 pounds less than me. Why the fuck is it fair that him and I should drink the same amount of water? We should be dividing our rations based on our proportionate size. I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything. It's just that I think everyone should split everything equally. "I just think that everybody shoul have the fucking same. "I have a goddamn earring. " Shut the fuck up, Jonah! You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing all the time, maybe you'd be more hydrated. You're making me into a joke right now, Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line. No more jerking off! No more water! Just sit the fuck down! Okay, I'm done. We're not gonna have any more water. Good. All right.
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19s
This is how you all feel? We talked about it. You guys are gonna vote me off the island? I mean, I made you guys breakfast. Shit, man, you wasted half of our food when you did that. Just thought I was doing something nice for you guys. Just to apologize for my behavior at the party. Party I wasn't even invited to.
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