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Mmm! That is so fucking good. The two heroes over here, breaking through the floor. We did break through the floor. Any of you guys would have done the same thing. Oh, man. That fucking hurt. Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again. I think I did. Hey, what year is this? 19... That's a good... That's a good year. Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo! Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing? What am I doing?
This Is the End
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You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...
This Is the End
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Nice. Okay, good. Thank you. What is that? That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain. Monkey flashlight keychain? Mmm-hmm. What's his name? Terrence Peterson. You see it, Seth? No. Where... Are you sure it's even down here? Terry Pete. Uh, not sure. Is there, is there any weird shit down here? Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies. Costumes, props.
This Is the End
28.9s
All right, guys, let's get rid of him. What? What do you mean? Like, kick him out of the house? His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down. I mean, he wasted our water twice. Two times. Two times. Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay? And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are. Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo. He's been eating nonstop. The fucker's gained weight since he got here. The fucker's got to go. Go. The fucker's got to go.
This Is the End
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What lifestyle are you into? Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? No, I'm not a hipster, at all. Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. I don't even... You like Forrest Gump? No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.
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