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Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...
The Big Lebowski
1m54s
"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
The Big Lebowski
46.3s
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. Yeah? Well, you know, that's just like your opinion, man. Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger till it goes click. Jesus. You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus. Eight-year-olds, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
26.6s
What do you mean, Dude? Rug-peers did not do this. Look at it. A young trophy wife marries this guy for his money. She figures he isn't giving her enough, you know. She owes money all over town. That fucking bitch! It's all a goddamn fake, man. It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit and, you know... I Am the Walrus? You know, you'll...
The Big Lebowski
22.3s
That creep can roll, man. Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. No, he's a sex offender with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.
The Big Lebowski