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16.6s
You never went to college. Please, don't touch that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I did, but, you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. Tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
A fucking gold-bricker. Stay away from me, mister! This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. You stay away from me! Walter, for Christ's sake, man! He's a cripple. I said! Get away from me! Come on. Come on. Walter, put him down, man! Yeah, I'll put him down, Dude. Walk! Achtung, baby!
The Big Lebowski
18.4s
Where was she, man? Visiting friends of hers in Palm Springs. She just picked up and left, never bothered to tell us. Well,I guess the fucking nihilists knew where she was. Jesus, Dude. She never even kidnapped herself. Who is this gentleman, Dude? Who am I? I'm a fucking veteran. Come on! That's who I am. You shouldn't go in there, Dude. He's very angry.
The Big Lebowski
4m2s
Take me down, little Susie Take me down I know you think you're the queen Of the underground Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave No, I won't forget to put roses On your grave Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there They're all livin' devil may care And I'm just a devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing And your one-arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime Night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke Well, I'll always remember That I had a swingin' time I'm gonna give it everything I've got Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven on every shot So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Viva Viva Viva Las Vegas Viva
The Big Lebowski
24s
We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. V\Ie're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. Sir, please lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? You know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it!
The Big Lebowski
21.8s
Fuck you. Hey, no. Come on, Walter. Come on, we're ending this thing cheap, man. No. What's mine is mine. No, come on, Walter. No funny stuff. All right. All right. No funny stuff. I got 4 bucks, almost 5. - Igot$18. - What's mine is mine. We fuck you up, man! We takes the money! Come and get it.
The Big Lebowski
36.7s
I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The Big Lebowski
23.5s
You know, people forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone. On you maybe. Of course, you have to take the good with the bad. New technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic. Well, I still jerk off manually.
The Big Lebowski