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1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
24s
We're... Can't we just rent it from you, you know? Sir, this is a mortuary not a rental house. V\Ie're scattering the fucking ashes! Walter, Walter. Just because we're bereaved doesn't make us saps. Sir, please lower your voices. Man, don't you have, you know, something else we can put him in? You know? That is our most modestly priced receptacle. God damn it!
The Big Lebowski
4m2s
Take me down, little Susie Take me down I know you think you're the queen Of the underground Send me dead flowers every morning Send me dead flowers by the mail Send me dead flowers to my wedding And I won't forget to put roses on your grave No, I won't forget to put roses On your grave Bright light city gonna set my soul Gonna set my soul on fire Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn So get those stakes up higher There's a thousand pretty women livin' out there They're all livin' devil may care And I'm just a devil with love to spare So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas with your neon flashing And your one-arm bandits crashing All those hopes down the drain Viva Las Vegas turnin' day into nighttime Night into daytime If you see it once You'll never be the same again I'm gonna keep on keep on runnin' If it costs me my very last dime If I wind up broke Well, I'll always remember That I had a swingin' time I'm gonna give it everything I've got Lady Luck, please let the dice stay hot Let me shoot a seven on every shot So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Viva Viva Viva Viva Las Vegas Viva
The Big Lebowski