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23.5s
You think we are kidding or making with the funny stuff? We could do things you haven't dreamed of, Lebowski. Ja, we believes in nothing. V\Ie believes in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing! And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your johnson. Excuse me? I said, we cut off yourjohnson! Just think about that, Lebowski. Your Wiggly penis, Lebowski. Ja. Maybe we stomp on it and squish it.
The Big Lebowski
36.6s
That was the sign, man. So, all we gotta do is get her back. No one's in a position to complain. We keep the baksheesh. Yeah, terrific, Walter. But you haven't told me how we're gonna get her back. Where is she? That's the simple part, Dude. We make the hand-off, I grab one of them and beat it out of him. Huh? That's a great plan, Walter. That's fucking ingenious, if I understand it correctly. It's a Swiss fucking watch. That's right, Dude. The beauty of this is its simplicity. Once a plan gets too complex, everything can go wrong. If there's one thing I learned in Nam...
The Big Lebowski
30.3s
You see? Nothing's fucked here, Dude. Nothing is fucked. They're a bunch of fucking amateurs. Walter, will you just shut the fuck up? Don't say peep while I'm doing business here, man. Okay, Dude. Have it your way. But they're amateurs. Fuck. Dude. Okay, we proceed but only if there is no funny stuff. Yeah, yeah. So no funny stuff. Okay? Just tell me where the fuck you want us to go.
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. The Uzi. Uzi. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! Walter!
The Big Lebowski
1m31s
I, the royal we. You know. The editorial... I dropped off the money exactly as per... Look, man, I've got certain information. All right? Certain things have come to light and... You know, has it ever occurred to you that instead of, you know, running around, blaming me... You know, given the nature of all this new shit, you know, this could be a lot more complex... I mean, it's not just... It might not be just such a simple... You know? What in God's holy name are you blathering about? Well, I'll tell you what I'm blathering about. I've got information, man. New shit has come to light. And, shit, man, she kidnapped herself. Well, sure, man. Look at it. You know? A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, you know. She owes money all over town, including to known pornographers. And that's cool. That's cool. I'm saying she needs money, man. And, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn't get it because she wants more, man. She's gotta feed the monkey. I mean... Hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir?
The Big Lebowski
38.9s
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski? Is that what this is a picture of? In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal, which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina. Oh, yeah? Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say, whereas without batting an eye, a man will refer to his dick, or his rod or his johnson. "Johnson"? All right, Mr. Lebowski, let's get down to cases. My father told me he agreed to let you have the rug, but as it was a gift from me to my late mother, it was not his to give. Now, your face.
The Big Lebowski
26.5s
Well, we... I don't... They did not receive the money, you nitwit! They did not receive the money! Her life was in your hands! This is our concern, Dude. No, man. Nothing is fucked here. Nothing is fucked? No, man. The goddamn plane has crashed into the mountain! Man, come on. Who are you gonna believe, those guys or... We dropped off the damn money. We?
The Big Lebowski