A little language problem here. Little prick's stonewalling me.
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4.7s
And a good day to you, sir! Sit down, please.
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Stay out of Malibu, deadbeat!
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1.8s
Is there a Ralph's around here?
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2.2s
All right. This is pointless.
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2.1s
I accept your apology.
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Mr. Lebowski, this is Mel Zelnicker of the Southern Cal Bowling League. I just got an informal report that a member of your team, a Walter Sobchak, drew a firearm during league play. If this is true, of course, it contravenes a number of the league's bylaws and also article 27 of the league...
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4.6s
Well, at Mr. Leb0wski's office. Please call us as soon as it's convenient.
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6.7s
Dude. Hey, Marty. Dude, I finally got... I got the venue I wanted.
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Mr. Lebowski, this is Brandt at...
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I did not know that. Well, it's all water under the bridge. And we do enter the next round robin. Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. Okay then. Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers.
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20.4s
You can't do that, man. These guys, you know, they're like me, they're pacifists. Smokey was a conscientious objector. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism at one point. Not in Nam, of course. And you know he's got emotional problems, man. You mean, beyond pacifism? He's fragile. He's very fragile.
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"lf you will it, it is no dream." Fucking 20 minutes late, man. What the fuck is that? Theodore Herzl. Huh? State of Israel. If you will it, Dude, it is no dream. What the fuck are you talking about, man? The carrier. What's in the fucking carrier? Huh? Oh! Cynthia's dog. Think it's a Pomeranian. Can't leave him home alone or he eats the furniture. I'm watching it while Cynthia and Marty Ackerman are in Hawaii. You brought a fucking Pomeranian bowling? What do you mean, brought it bowling? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude. Man, if my fucking ex-wife asked me to take care of her fucking dog while she and her boyfriend went to Honolulu, I'd tell her to go fuck herself. Why can't she board it? First of all, Dude, you don't have an ex. Secondly, this is a fucking show dog with fucking papers. You can't board it. It gets upset. Its hair falls out. Walter... Fucking dog has fucking papers. Over the line! Huh? I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line. That's a foul. Bullshit. Mark it eight, Dude. Excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame. Bullshit, Walter. Mark it eight, Dude. Smokey, this is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Hey, Walter, come on. Hey, man, it's Smokey. So his toe slipped over a little, you know. It's just a game, man. This is a league game. This determines who enters the next round robin. - Am I wrong? - Yeah, but I wasn't... Am I wrong? Yeah, but I wasn't over. Give me the marker, Dude. I'm marking an eight. Smokey, my friend, you're entering a world of pain. Walter, man. You mark that frame an eight, you're entering a world of pain. I'm not... A world of pain. Look,Dude, this is your partner. Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules? Mark it zero! They're calling the cops, man. Put the piece away. Mark it zero! DUDE: Walter, put the piece away. Walter. You think I'm fucking around here? Mark it zero!
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23.8s
Uh-huh. I can't blow that far. Are you sure he won't mind? Uli doesn't care about anything. He's a nihilist. Oh, that must be exhausting. You're not blowing. Our guest has to be getting along, Mrs. Lebowski. Oh!
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21.8s
I'll suck your cock for $1,000. Wonderful woman. We're all very fond of her. Very free-spirited. Brandt can't watch though, or he has to pay $100. That's marvelous. I'm just gonna go find a cash machine.
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4.9s
You guys are dead in the water. All right! Way to go, Donny!