But what if you just gave Joker exactly what he wanted? Oh!
The Lego Batman Movie
10.3s
Going up, ma'am? No. You're going down! Look out! Smash! I guess you're right. I am going up. Ding!
The Lego Batman Movie
14.4s
It doesn't matter. I'm the Joker. Take a look at the new guy. Guess they'll just let anybody in here. Oh, no, no, no. I'm very bad, too. They just showed a video montage... - Boring! - What? - You're boring. - He looks delicious. Let's eat this guy.
The Lego Batman Movie
5.5s
- Thanks for saving the city! - You're welcome. Batman, I love you more than my kids! So do I, guy!
The Lego Batman Movie
11.9s
You're our hero, Batman! I love my life. Computer. Go ahead. - Are we near the orphanage? - Yes. Great. Let's turn those frowns upside down.
The Lego Batman Movie
5s
I wanted to be as strong and as fast and as smart as Batman.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.5s
I knew you'd say that. - No, you didn't! - No, you didn't! And I knew you'd say that! See? We aren't so different, I and you. - It's, "you and I!" - It's, "you and I!"
The Lego Batman Movie
6.7s
Batman, I can't believe you did this. Hi, police lady. And even worse, you've made this kid into an accessory to your crime.
The Lego Batman Movie
5.4s
Of myself. For being such a good teacher, obviously.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.4s
I'm Batman, I'm awesome I got a nine-pack Stop it!
The Lego Batman Movie
14.1s
Sorry, kid. That's okay, ma'am. As long as I'm doing a dime in the big house with my old man, everything's gonna be A-okay. Officers, take this Projector to the evidence room. - You got it. - And get this man some pants. I'm good the way I am. B Go, why has nobody fist bumped me yet?
The Lego Batman Movie
3s
Code Red! I need total security lockdown, now!
The Lego Batman Movie
12.1s
Freeze, Batman! Hey, kid. This is a training exercise. These guys are my bros. - Go ahead and take a couple of them out. - Cool! - Hey, Frank. - You want a piece of Robin? - Barney! Nice compound fracture! - How'd you like a punch, Glen?
The Lego Batman Movie
18.8s
Hey, kids. Who wants a shot from the merch gun? - I do, I do, I do! - Great! - Kaboom! - I got a lunchbox! - Kaboom! - I got a sippy cup! - Kaboom! - I got a Batarang! And the rest of you get Bat Bucks. Kaboom! Remember, kids, if you want to be like Batman, take care of your abs. Batman out!
The Lego Batman Movie
20.8s
What's that? A monkey and dog are friends. Not that. That! And I've come to finally take over the city. But in order to do that, I need to break my friends out of a giant, scary prison. - Hey, guys, he means us! - Yay! And I ain't talking about those rogue losers dressed in cosplay!
The Lego Batman Movie
9.8s
'Sup, Joker? Namaste, Batman. - Namaste. - Gross. Ooh. Briefs man. Me, too. Cut the baloney. Kid, guard the door, will ya? On it! Take that, Alan!
The Lego Batman Movie
5.6s
Don't wanna jinx us, but I'll be a lot happier when this Phantom Zone Projector is locked up tight.
The Lego Batman Movie
9.7s
Really, it's kind of a stroke of genius. All the... Hey, where are you going? I just put Joker in the one place he can't do anyone any harm. Yeah.
