Ew! What? It smells like puke. Ew! Ew! Don't get it on me! Ew!
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It's pretty great. We should make sequels to more of our movies. Yeah! How 'bout we not do Your Highness 2? Yeah. Do 128 Hours. The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good.
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What?
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Okay, now that was good. That was good. Does it seem like we're fucking joking? Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man? Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!
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Hello? Shut the fuck up! What? You yelling that shit for? We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man. Crack you in the head with this frying pan. Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground. What you think this is, Scooby-Doo? We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen, and get as much shit as we can, together! Then we're getting the fuck out of here. All right, all right. All right?
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Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
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Oh, God! Did you not hear me knocking out here? I've been knocking forever. Please! Please! You've got to let me in!
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Where's the edge of this shit? Your thumb's in my butthole, man.
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It's working.
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Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now. Nobody come in here and bother me.
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Fuck are you guys doing out here? Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right? She's used to eating shitty food anyway. Let's just give her all the shitty food that we don't want. That's fucked up. Look how tiny she is. She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven. This is a fucking cool thing, man. I, for one, am very excited. I'm a massive Harry Potterfan. What? Yes. I love fucking Harry Potter. I cannot wait till she wakes up and I can ask her all these amazing questions about how they made those motion pictures. Take it easy, Dumbledore. Guys, listen, listen. I think we need to address the elephant in the room. Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that. That's fucked up. I'm right here, man. Yeah. I'm not calling Craig an elephant. Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean? Yeah, no. That's racist. I wasn't referring to him. I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds. What? This is one girl in a house with six males. Yeah. Really safe. Ideal scenario. She's like a little sister. I think that she needs... It's important that she feels safe. Yeah. And comfortable. And we should be mindful. Who's making her not feel safe? Well, I'm just saying, we should... We don't want to give off a bad vibe. Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes. Yeah, wait, what kind of vibes are you talking about, man? He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe. Hey! Shh! Whoa! What? Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man? Chill out, dude. Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah. He fucking said it. You're the one saying it. No one here is thinking about raping anyone. Shh! Well, you talking about vibes is the only thing that's rapey going on right now. Dude, nothing was rapey till you brought up the rapey vibes. Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude. One who denies it supplies it. I know, it's farts, I get it. Guys, guys, guys. Jay's not rapey.
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Hang on a second. What? Guys, I know it sounds really weird, but I don't think we should let him in.
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No, it's cool, man. I fucking made this for you guys. Stop eating! Don't eat another piece of bacon. Guys, just chill the fuck out, okay? I'm sure the Green Goblin can fucking afford some more bacon. Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
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It's in my eyes! Dude! It's in my mouth! He's gone! Where is he? He's fucking gone! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
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I'm not fucking going. You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going. Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous? You're constantly saying what assholes we are, how good you are. You go get us some fuckin' water.
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Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me. I got it, I got it, I got it, got it, open his mouth. It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there. Okay, okay. Shove it right in there. Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah. You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum. It's not fucking working, man! What the fuck! How do we get it in there? Chew it up, chew it up and spit in his mouth like a baby bird.
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If pot's legalized, my business will suffer. And if my business suffers, I suffer. So much suffering. All 'cause of that inbred hemp seed, Woody Harrelson. I have to do what's right. Weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.
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I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are. It's a load of bullshit. It's not bullshit. Want to know something else, Jay? If this is the end of the world, and all the good people died, what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny are a bunch of assholes. I'm straight-up lovable, son. And if this really is the Apocalypse, you're here, too.