Hey, you guys okay? Are you guys okay? There was a crazy earthquake. Did you guys feel that? That was insane. Fuck, no. We can't feel anything in here. This place is a fucking fortress. That wasn't an earthquake, man. That was something way fucking crazier. No... What's crazier than an earthquake? There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky and people getting sucked up into the sky. He's on hallucinogens. Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart. Keep going, man. What are you talking about?
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This way. We're almost there! We're so close!
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Jesus! Oh, shit!
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We are going back to Franco's! Oh, God damn it.
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Just run! Keep running! Oh, my fuck!
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There were people, and they were there, and they got sucked up into the sky. Jay. Sucked up into the sky? Nobody got sucked up in here. I got sucked off here.
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Ow! Shit! You okay? No, I'm not okay! Fuck your house, Franco! My house didn't do that! Aah!
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You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox? I don't know. Look in there.
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Fuck you, Kevin! Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me! Get your fucking...
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Karen! Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth!
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We're going back to Franco's. Why?
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No! No!
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Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey. How's it going, man? Yeah, good. So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie. When are you gonna do some, like, real acting, man? Okay, thank you. Give me something. Give me, like, the laugh, man. Give me the Seth Rogen laugh. Seth Rogen, everybody. All right, I've landed. I'm here. We've said our hellos. Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
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And Danny fucking eats me. Why does he eat you? I don't know. I'm just trying to think of, like, the nastiest way to go. Yeah, he could eat you. Okay. That's a good idea, man. He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.