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Jay, you fool. I say unto thee, the power of Christ compels you! Oh, does it? Does it compel me? The power of Christ compels you! Does it, Jay? The power of Christ compels you! Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening? The power of Christ compels you! Guess what? It's not that compelling. Jay, you serious right now? That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist? I would assume they did their fuckin' research. It's a movie! It's a manual. It's a fuckin' training manual.
This Is the End
32.3s
So, is it weird? No. You sure? I really like it. What do you think, Jay? I'm not a big art guy. You don't like art? Well, come on... You play video games? Yes. Well, guess what, buddy? You like art. Yep. You ever been to Subway? Yes. You order a sandwich? Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art. Sandwich artist. So, let me lay this on you, Jay. Oh, fuck. Your mama's pussy was the canvas. Your dad's dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You're the art. Huh?
This Is the End
18.7s
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good. I'm good. We're four actors. We bring joy to people's lives. Yeah, but we don't do it for free. We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. It's not like it was just handed to any of us. We've worked really hard to be here. Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
This Is the End
28.9s
All right, guys, let's get rid of him. What? What do you mean? Like, kick him out of the house? His fucking reckless behavior is dragging us all down. I mean, he wasted our water twice. Two times. Two times. Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay? And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are. Look at him. He's wearing my fucking tuxedo. He's been eating nonstop. The fucker's gained weight since he got here. The fucker's got to go. Go. The fucker's got to go.
This Is the End
26s
What lifestyle are you into? Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? No, I'm not a hipster, at all. Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. I don't even... You like Forrest Gump? No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.
This Is the End