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Jesus fucking Christ, man. You might want to stay away from saying that. "Jesus fucking Christ"? Why? Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. " Jesus isn't the name of the Lord. God is name of the Lord. Jesus, God, it's all the same. It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost. It's like Neapolitan ice cream. I don't even know what the fucking Commandments are. Guys, I think this is sort of bullshit, because we're all good people.
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25.9s
You sitting on the beach, it's freezing, you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing. I think God might have just fucked up, made a mistake, and left us behind by accident. I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate. It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay? We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here. Why are you so sure? I've done things, man. I...
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18.7s
I can look at each one of you in the eye, I know you're good. I'm good. We're four actors. We bring joy to people's lives. Yeah, but we don't do it for free. We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession. It's not like it was just handed to any of us. We've worked really hard to be here. Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
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1m12s
Uh... 127 Hours. And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys. Old Faithful. Jesus. Thing's real. No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah. This is an actual revolver. I see. Franco, that's very uncomfortable. Could you put that down, please? Loaded. Love it. Awesome. Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props. That's really cool. Always keep my props. I know how to handle it. He knows what he's doing. I like this bit. I like it. I get it. Let me see. It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that. God damn! Come on, guys! You could kill... Careful. Bang, bang! Jesus! Please, put it down! Oh, fuck! Bang, bang, bang. You're dead. I hope you're fucking happy. Pow, pow, pow. Stop... Guys, stop fucking with the gun. Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow. It's a real gun! Bang. It's so funny. It's so funny. Guys, it's funny. It's not funny! We're getting sidetracked. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'll just kill myself. No! Don't do that, Jonah! Jesus. Oh, no. Jonah, give it back. I don't know! I don't know. Don't do that. Jonah. I'm so... - Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude. Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus! Would you put the thing down? The whole... I'm trying to have some fun, man. Okay, okay, Jesus. Look, just because a bunch of people fell into a hole outside doesn't mean we can't have some fun. We're a bunch of best friends hanging out. It's like a sleepover. Okay, food. How are we gonna deal with this?
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20.3s
Shit, are they still there? I think they're gone. Are they gone? Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny? Why did he have to do that, man? He was in the clear. That is textbook. Vanity or... Is it vanity? Vanity or envy. Is it envy or wrath? It's any of them, man. You can't do that. It's being a sore winner, is what it is, more than anything. That's exactly what it is. You can't be a sore winner. No.
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33.5s
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey. What now? Listen. Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him. Take me. We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half ounce Sour Diesel, three and a half grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of 'shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours. 127 Hours.
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