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Oh, hey, John! Over here! Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport. Attention, all passengers. Do not leave your baggage unattended. All unattended baggage is subject to search... Yay! We're so happy! Look at this! What's happening, man? Good to see you, buddy. How you doing? I'm good, man. Yes, you are.
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Seth Rogen, you are just the best people. Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it... You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit. It eases the transition. Yeah, right? This is the much-needed foreplay. You know what else I got? Yo, this... A 3-D television. No, you didn't... I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
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I'm a well-known homosexual advocate. # Backstreet's back, all right # Hey, hey, yeah, well # Everybody Rock your body # Everybody # Everybody # Rock your body right # Rock your body # Everybody! # Backstreet's back... # Oh, my eyes feel like they're melting. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I need a break.
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You heard the TV. The TV said stay here. It said stay in your homes. We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay? A huge earthquake happens. Who do they rescue first? Actors. Famous people. They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room, you guys'll come. The point is, is that we're all gonna get out of this first.
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Dude, that's great. Thank you. Sick. What have you guys been doing? Oh, we just hung out all day. Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed and played a bunch of video games. Weed is tight. Weed is tight. That's awesome. That's awesome. Weed is awesome. It was like the golfing sequence in Navy SEALs. Sick reference, though, bro. Oh, thanks, bud. Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that. Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous. I would have been there in a heartbeat, but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel. She's a really beautiful soul. Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai? Yeah. How do you spell it? A - H - J - H - A - I. A - H... You want to see a picture of her? Oh, she's so sweet. Hey! Look at her. Aw! She can't bark. She doesn't know how, so... She doesn't know how to bark, even? She doesn't know how to bark, so I've tried to teach her and she just kind of screams, and so she was up, had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like... Ah!
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29.9s
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress. That was really good. And honestly, he's your old friend. We're your new friends. He feels threatened. Yeah, man. You know, and I get it. It's gonna be fine. I honestly think tonight's the night we bust this whole thing open. And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though. It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge, and is, like, "What happened to the birthday cake?" And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like, "What birthday cake?" 'Cause you ate the cake! Yeah. 'Cause you ate the cake! "It's my birthday. "
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26s
What lifestyle are you into? Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right? No, I'm not a hipster, at all. Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight. No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster. I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved. I don't even... You like Forrest Gump? No, no, it's a horrendous piece of shit. "Life is like a box of chocolates," no? Yeah, no, I'm familiar with it.
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15.7s
What's up, buddy? How's it going, dude? Good to see you, man. Is that Jay Baruchel? Hi, there. Hey. Oh, my God, get in here, dude. How's it going, Jonah? What are you doing? Good. How you doing, buddy? Oh, my gosh. Welcome back. Thank you very much. When'd you get in? Uh, this morning, and boy, are my arms tired.
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29.7s
Thanks, James Franco. You got it. Seth! Mindy, hello. Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too. Long time. How's it going? You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you. You were so good in Million Dollar Baby. That's amazing. Thank you so much for saying that. Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight, I'm gonna blow my brains out. What? Fucking pale, 110 pounds, hairless, probably has a huge cock, coked out of his mind... You can do a lot better. That's just trouble. So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist? Um...
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