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Who did this? Did what? What are you talking about? Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about. Was it you, Seth? No. No? It was me, Franco. I fucking made jizz in your magazine. Why? When I fucking jack off long enough, I end up jizzing, dude. I'm assuming the same shit works for you? Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh? I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. It just goes everywhere. It's like a fucking wild fireman's hose. You just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get in your eyes or your mouth. The fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue? No, I don't have any brothers. I was raised in a house of women! I highly doubt they fucking taught you to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want! I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fucking porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the 21 st century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls, yet you're jerking your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! That's right, man. I like to fucking read! You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here? I've been dropping loads around this fucking house like a goddamn dump truck. You don't cum on my stuff! I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James. I'll fucking cum in your kitchen. I'll cum on your fucking art. I'll cum anywhere I want! I will fucking cum right on you! I will cum like a fucking madman all over you, McBride! Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now. I fucking dare you to cum on me! God! I'm gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here! This, no more, man. All over your fucking face. This fucking all more. All over the fucking place! I'll fucking cum anywhere I want! I'll fucking cum on these walls! I'll cum on the fucking cabinets! On the fucking furniture! I'll cum everywhere! If I see your dick one more time, I'm gonna fucking shoot it off! You don't have enough bullets, bitch. No fucking jerking off in my house, McBride!
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I'm gonna sleep with you. What? I'm gonna sleep with you. It's too scary to sleep alone. But this is my little area. Well, I'm invading your little area. I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay? Are you mad at me, man? If I was pissed at you, I'm sure it would have something to do with the fact that I had no interest in coming to this house socially, and now, I am barricaded in here with a bunch of people that I really hate.
This Is the End