Marcus, I know I made you a promise, but I can't keep being someone I'm not. When I see evil, I have to stop it. Mindy, what you did to those girls at school was unacceptable. You could have really hurt them. You're right, I could have, but instead I sent them home with tummy-aches. Boo-fucking-hoo. I don't get it. This obsession that you have with revenge is not healthy. If you don't let me and the police do our jobs, there is gonna be nothing that I can do for you. You're never gonna have a normal life and you'll probably end up like your father. Marcus, they cut a guy's head off. Who else is going to stop them? Kick-Ass? You?
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Who are you supposed to be? I'm The Motherfucker! And I'm here to end Kick-Ass. Not just kill him. I am gonna shit on everything that he loves. Let's trash this place, guys.
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...ever. A Brooklyn resident was found decapitated last night.
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Who's that, Sal? She one of the whores on your team?
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And who's that? The Motherfucker.
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You can't tell me what to do anymore.
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You think you're the big bad guy, huh?
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I know who I am now. Oh, yeah?
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Anybody out here?
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That's what I like to hear. Right, time for initiation. Turn around and I'll unzip you.
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Party at my house! Pathetic. Simon, you can drive us.
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Is taking that pain and turning it into something good.
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Yeah. You're not gonna tell anyone, are you? No.
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There's a girl on the roof!
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You wanna bet?
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They'll take care of the bad guys. We better skedaddle before they get here.
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You can't fight crime in that. Your pants are so tight, you got frog-eye. What the hell's "frog-eye"? Male camel toe. What? I'm not really sure about these names, either. "Whup-Ass," "Kick-Ass-Man." "Dr. Kick-Ass"? Yeah. Yeah, they all kinda seem derivative. Let me translate that. You can't just copy Dave's name, you knob-gobbler.