That's why we moved to Long Island after your father's accident. A bazooka is not an accident, you delusional bitch! This conversation is over. Great. Then I'm leaving.
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All right, all right, I'll make some calls. Yes! Anybody else wanna be a supervillain? Promise I pay better than Chuck-little-dick-Liddell. What did you call me? No, no, man. He took a hit to the head. Doesn't know what he's saying.
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Get him!
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Game on, cocksuckers!
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20.1s
I feel so alive. I know who I am. I know why I'm here. I'm gonna fuck this world up! They will know The Motherfucker's name! You've gotta find me some bad-ass MMA types to train me, okay? Like a Chuck Liddell or whoever. Fuck, I don't care how much it costs. I just wanna be able to kill Kick-Ass with my bare hands.
Kick-Ass 2
26.1s
Well, I been trying to get the family back on track from in here. They record these things. I know, it's fine. The warden's a pal. Now listen to me. It's okay to have a bit of fun, but you can't go hiring a gang of heavy hitters. Javier should have told you. No, it doesn't matter. Uncle Ralph, I am gonna make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us. Chrissy, you need to forget that punk. It's more important that you stay out of this.
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2s
Police, open up.
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Are you sure she's on that team? Stupid gash posted on her superhero page that she's dating Kick-Ass. So, yeah, I'm damn sure.
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I mean, we're really superheroes about as much as we're really dating.
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4.2s
Hi, guys. What are you talking about? Nothing.
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11.2s
Todd was right, we were being dicks. But the truth is, the only person I really wanted on the team was Mindy, but she was too busy trying not to be a superhero.