You wanna get real, Mindy? In the real world, I win. I go to an awesome college, I marry a hot guy and I make adorable babies for my nanny to take care of while we vacay in Paris. My life is gonna rock and yours is gonna suck. And no matter how slutty you dress, no boy is ever gonna wanna kiss that hole you call a mouth. So why don't you spare us all the whining and slit your wrists now? 'Cause the only thing that's gonna ruin my day is looking at your face one more second.
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What are you doing in my room? I was looking for drugs. I was worried about you. Okay, good. Now you can stop. No. Now I'm even more worried. Jesus, Dave, drugs would have been better. This is deranged. Whoa. Some people do a lot worse. Oh, the people you hang out with? No. The people I hang out with are superheroes. There is no such thing, Dave. This is the real world with real consequences. When are you gonna grow up? If it means turning into you, never. I don't wear the mask because I'm ashamed of who I am. Not like you.
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What's that? A ghetto cell phone? Gonna call for help with a come-back? Hmm. Actually, my daddy bought this from a disgruntled DARPA employee. You see, it was designed for crowd control, but deemed too severe. It emits a pulse that creates spontaneous nausea and diarrhea.
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Hey, how you doing? Good, Uncle Ralph. Listen, Chrissy, things have been tough all around since your dad, you know.
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Oh, my God! Mindy? Holy shit. What are you doing?
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Those girls, they're...
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Are you okay?
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They're evil.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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This is your life. You've gotta live it.
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It's just high school. Who gives a shit? You should be out there in the real world making it a better place.
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So what should I do? Cut their tongues out? No! Definitely not. I'm fucking with you.
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Doesn't matter if you're wearing a mask or makeup, it's who you really are.