We're the good guys. Oh, no, you're the fucking dead guys.
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Don't you move. Night Bitch! Behind you!
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2.6s
Nice party. Anybody wanna dance?
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2.4s
Okay, I got his right arm.
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Whoo!
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1.2s
Wait.
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Dude, how bad-ass is Colonel Stars and Stripes? Yeah, I still can't believe he's an ex-mob enforcer. I mean, how do you go from that to being a superhero? He's a born-again Christian. Shut up. Yeah.
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Dave, you been sneaking out at night? Mrs. Neipert said she thought she saw you leaving at 2:00 in the morning. Miss Neipert's crazy, Dad. She tried to teach her dog Spanish.
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We were in the ultimate clique. It didn't matter that no one else knew. We knew. And we felt like rock stars.
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Justice Forever! I'm glad you got that out of your system.
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But if I had, I gotta believe it would've felt a lot like this.
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I guess we're about to find out.
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Eisenhower! Schwantz!
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Jehovah's Witness!
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Yeah, I promise.
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First big mission's tonight and it's not community service. We're taking on some real bad guys. What, can't your team handle it? They're not you, Mindy. Remembering Tommy owns a dry fruit business. Night Bitch teaches ballet. Night Bitch? What is she? A superhero or a soft core porno? Maybe a little bit of both. Oh, God, you're plugging her? I'm gonna vom. You're like a ninja. Can't you just sneak out after Marcus goes to sleep?
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And three-quarters. What the fuck do you want? Good evening, young man. We'd like a word with Jimmy Kim. If it's not too inconvenient.
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I never made varsity football or got cast in the school play. Hell, I never even made honor roll. Knock out, bitch!
