What the hell, Mom? Did you delete the news off the DVR? Yes. Yes, I did, Christopher. That was the one with Kick-Ass. Oh, Christopher, you've gotta stop obsessing over this superhero. He is not a superhero, Mom, he's a murderer. He blew up Dad with a bazooka, for fuck's sake! Your father died in a fire. A fire? What is your problem?
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12.6s
You're wrong, Dave. My daddy was the first real superhero, not you or Red Mist. It was my daddy, and it was an honor to serve by his side.
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6.5s
You! You are my problem! I am trying to raise you to be a normal boy!
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4.1s
Cross my heart, hope to die.
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2.5s
Our own superhero team.
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1.9s
It was gonna be balls.
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1.6s
Left, right, left!
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1.7s
Okay, Okay.
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1.5s
Come on.
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3s
Definitely don't wanna keep those! I'll take care of it.
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5.5s
Are you sure? Yeah. I mean, they belong to you, right? Come on, Chris. You're your own man now.
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2.1s
Why don't you keep them?
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10.3s
Damn, she had a nice pair of guns. Dude, she's dead! Don't talk about her tits. I was talking about these. Oh, those. Those were my dad's.
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17.2s
I'm the whitest pimp ever. That's the idea. Take the next right. Comes out on Flatbush. You sure I should be doing this without my gear? That's the point. Kick-Ass isn't a costume. Kick-Ass is who you really are. Dave Lizewski is the mask. Well, my "mask" is about to get his teeth kicked in.
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14.4s
Hey, queer bait, where are you going with those bags, man? Tell him you're on your way to fuck his mother with a 12-inch strap on. I'm just taking a walk. This really isn't what I do. I usually just call the cops. Who are you talking to, man?
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9.4s
Uh, I'm just on a call. It was... You know, service round here, it sucks, man. Now give me the bags, faggot, before I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
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Man, am I glad to see you. Is there anything I can do to help, sir? Yeah. I was hoping you can help me get a million hits on YouTube.
