In a wheelchair. But Geoffrey overcame these terrible disabilities... with that simple resilience and sunny optimism... that so warmed all of us who knew him, spending the rest of his life in the service... of the poor and disabled of this parish. It's very good. Really very good. No, no, please go on. I'm sorry to interrupt. - It's very entertaining. - Who's that? That priest act of yours should keep the other prisoners entertained for hours.
Johnny English
1m1s
*Let all good people rejoice * [ Chorus ] *Rejoice * - *Rejoice * - Aaah! *Let all good people rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *Rejoice * *And sing ** Sirs, you are hereby called to witness the anointing... of your one true lord and future king Pascal. Pascal, are you willing to take the oath? I am willing. Then be thou anointed... with this holy oil.
Johnny English
28.6s
It's just-- Well, it's been three years since my fianc� left me, and since then I haven't made love to anyone. But then I met you... and I felt this... hunger... deep down inside. I wanted to say things to you, I wanted to do things to you... that I haven't wanted to do in a very, very, very long time.
Johnny English
23s
I'm sorry,Johnny. Well, I'm afraid that we'll have to... conclude the floor show for tonight. Not so fast, Sauvage. You may have taken me, but you'll never take England. Not as long as I have breath in my body... or a bullet in my gun. [ Click ]
Johnny English
14.9s
I don't know why you hauled yourself up that dreadful poo tube, Bough, when there was a perfectly good ladder right beside it. Now, Sauvage may have fooled the country... with his fake archbishop and his secret agenda, but he hasn't fooled me.
Johnny English
15.6s
Now then, perhaps you can explain how it is... that I run into you at two crime scenes... and then can't find any record of you on a single government computer. Shouldn't you ask the government that? I am the government and I'm asking you.
Johnny English
8.2s
There. That wasn't too difficult, was it? - Are you going to come home now? - [ Speaking Gibberish ]
Johnny English
9.6s
Ow! Oh. No! No! No! [ Bough ] Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Johnny English
3.1s
[ Horn Honking ]
Johnny English
53.1s
Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
Johnny English
37.1s
[ Dog Barks ] - [ Rings ] - Yes? Prime Minister, sorry to call so late, but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating. What? Abdicated? But that's not possible. I only wish that were true. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just-- - Pascal, she's gone. My people have spent the last 1 0 hours... trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne... and they've come up with a name, which they've double-checked. Who is it? - It's you. - No!
Johnny English
2.4s
Not at all.
Johnny English
2.3s
[ Fart ]
Johnny English
9.4s
The moment I am crowned king, I will turn England into the largest prison... in the history of the world.
Johnny English
18.4s
Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.
Johnny English
19s
Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!
Johnny English
45.2s
- What did he say? - Pegasus! We have to report to Pegasus! Oh, no, sir. No, no, no. - How do we get out of here? - Hey, you two! What you did to me really hurt. Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we get out of here without being seen? Okay. Left by the fountain, right by the fire exit, to the elevator at the end. - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Nice job, Bough. - Left, sir. Left! - [ English Muttering ] [ Bough ] Sir,you can't go to Sauvage's reception in this state. The effect of the drug has practically worn off. I'm ''fline''-- ''schline''-- uh, ''gline''-- **[ Orchestra ]