What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.
Johnny English
18.8s
Get your car keys. We've got work to do. - Miss Campbell. - Sauvage is heading back to France. He's invited 1 3 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there. I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been reassigned. I know. Reassigned to me.
Johnny English
14.4s
We empty every prison on the entire planet, we take the resulting tidal wave ofhuman scum... and we put it here. [ Gasping, Murmuring ]
Johnny English
6.6s
I'm gonna sit in the flat. -Johnny, this is ridiculous. - I'm a spent force.
Johnny English
4.8s
- Monsieur. - Ah. Thank you. [ Glass Shatters ]
Johnny English
2.4s
- Would you like another? - Please.
Johnny English
9.9s
I know what you're thinking, Miss Campbell. If we don't pull this off, God knows what might happen to England. Actually, I was thinking there must be a better way in than that pipe.
Johnny English
3.8s
- Relishing the thought? - Something like that.
Johnny English
39.5s
NORTHERN FRANCE It'll be nightfall in an hour. Then we can strike out for the chateau. The fact is, the moment Sauvage gets that crown on his head, he'll be able to do whatever he likes with the country that I love, and that is why you and I have got to stop him.
Johnny English
7.7s
Hyah-- [ Gagging, Coughing ] - How did you get here? - Up the ladder. Pull yourself together. It's only a bit of poo.
Johnny English
3.3s
Oh! Oh, it's cold! It's cold!
Johnny English
3.2s
[ Toilets Flushing ]
Johnny English
2.6s
[ Whispers ] Oh, no.
Johnny English
32.1s
[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
Johnny English
53.6s
[ Shouting In French ] And so, in the name of the Father... and of the Son and of the Holy Ghost, I crown you... king. What-- Arrest that man... and lock him away. [ Congregation Cheering ]
Johnny English
11.3s
- I can't hear anything. - I'm into ultrasonic. Will you just stop all this and face facts? We've failed. The only thing that can save us now is a miracle.
