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Monsieur Sauvage, on behalf of Her Majesty, may I welcome you to the Tower. Merci, monsieur. So, are you here alone, Mr. English? That's how I choose to live my life, Miss Campbell. Women want safety, security. I can offer them nothing but danger. Some women find danger very attractive. Women like you, Miss Campbell? Women like me expect men like you... to find that out for yourself. Hmm. Madame. Oh, it's for me, actually. Could your rustle up some of those cheesy niblets? Now, where were we? You obviously haven't met our host, Monsieur Sauvage. No, thank God. You know, I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus... than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman. As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should host is an invasion. [ Snickers ] Sorry, can I help? Pascal Sauvage, jumped-up Frenchman. Lorna Campbell. I've been so looking forward to meeting you. - Enchant�. - [ Muttering ] But of course! You'reJohnny English. I've heard all about you. And between you and me, I'm not so keen on the French myself. But please don't tell them that. Let me go and search for your nibbly cheese bits. - No, no, no. I-- - I insist. The French are, after all, fantastic waiters. - The best in the world. - Well-- But-But-- - Wait here, and I will wait on you. - No, really. There's no-- No. Please, please, please!
Johnny English
26.2s
- [ Guests Gasping ] - I've managed to subdue the assailant. The panic's over. Everything's under control. - [ Applause ] - [ Chevenix Groans ] Thank you. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we should compose ourselves for the arrival of Her Majesty... and return to the site of our great nation's... magnificently restored Crown Jewels.
Johnny English
1m0s
What now? There's no way back up there, that's for sure. But this must lead somewhere. I'm slightly uncomfortable in the dark, sir. There's nothing to worry about, Bough. - It may be pitch black, but we can still see. - Can we, sir? How? The Bedouin monks of the Al Maghreb mountains... developed a system of sonic chanting. - I see, sir. - The sound of their chanting... would bounce back off any obstacles, and using their highly tuned ears... they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead. - Brilliant, sir. - However, you must always sing in E-flat. ** [ Humming ] * E-flat, E-flat, E-flat * * Thank you for the music The songs I'm singing * - Is it working, sir? - Extremely well, thank you, Bough. * Thanks for all the joy that-- ** - [ Thud ] - Ow! You all right, sir? I think I can see something, sir. Oh,yeah. Come on.
Johnny English
2m0s
[ All Gasping ] I know. I feel it too. The very symbols of our island nation, so close we could almost reach out and-- - **[ Trumpet Fanfare ] - Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen. [ Queen ] Oh, where are thejewels? [ Pegasus ] It's an unmitigated disaster, English. I couldn't agree more, sir. Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Tell me about this assailant. When they searched the room, there was no sign ofhim. Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the queen was being sedated. But he's the only lead we've got. We have to find him. Come in. This is-- This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like? Um... well... he was... big. - Hair color? - Um... orange. - Orange? - Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing. - Frizzy. - An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say, at the most. And a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana. - Which cheek? - Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle. Are you sure about this, English? [ Gasps ] Oh,yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
Johnny English