[ Engine Revs ] Oh, uh-- Good morning, gentlemen. Thank you very much for waiting. Now, the question that faces us this morning is a simple one. Namely, how did the thieves gain access to this highly secure environment... and then escape with thejewels afterwards? A simple question, but one which I believe has a complex answer. - Actually, sir-- - Uh, please, Bough. My mind is at work. Now, what you must grasp, gentlemen, is that the master criminal... sees not a room but a series of opportunities. Should I go in through the window? Possibly. - Should I drop down from the ceiling? - Actually, sir-- There's one thing I think we can be fairly confident about, that is that they didn't come up through the floor-- I've got you, sir. That's all right. Just come my way, Bough. - That'll bring me right over the hole, sir. - There's no need to panic.
Johnny English
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Hello yourself. Johnny English. Lorna Campbell. A Bloody Mary, please, not too spicy. So, are you here in some professional capacity? I worked on the restoration of the jewels. - Intriguing. - And yourself? If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you. I'd like to see you try.
Johnny English
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- Stop! - Shut up! [ All Gasping ] All this stupid little country have to do is stand in line... and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that? My fragrant French ass, it can!
Johnny English
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Wow.! Look at this, sir. Got all the bells and whistles. Never mind about the gadgets. Just focus on the case. [ Horn Honks ]
Johnny English
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[ Screaming, Gasping ]
Johnny English
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[ Sighs ]
Johnny English
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Give it back!
Johnny English
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- [ Lip Synching ] - * You're so hot teasing me * *So you're blue, but I can't take a chance on a chick like you * *It's somethin' I couldn't do * * Well, I can dance with you, honey if you think it's funny * *Does your mother know that you're out * *And I could shout with you, baby Flirt a little, maybe * *Does your mother know that you're out * - * Take it easy * - * Take it easy * *Better slow down, girl That's no way to go * *Does your mother know * ** [ Continues ]
Johnny English
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[ Mutters In French ] Well, shall we?
Johnny English
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- Would you like another? - Please.
Johnny English
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What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.
Johnny English
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[ Toilets Flushing ]
Johnny English
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[Johnny ] Wait a minute. I've got an idea. Hop! Hop! And hop! And hop! And stop! Now, are you familiar... with the shaman throat warblers of the Guatemalan delta? What? It has long been their belief... that a whistle pitched at the precise resonant frequency of a metal lock... will vibrate the levers in such a way that the door will simply swing open. Unbelievable. - And kneel. - [ Groaning ]
Johnny English
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We empty every prison on the entire planet, we take the resulting tidal wave ofhuman scum... and we put it here. [ Gasping, Murmuring ]
Johnny English
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Thank you.
Johnny English
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** [ Whistling ] [ Radio Announcer ] In the wake of the return of the Crown Jewels... to a police station in North London, Pascal Sauvage has requested that his coronation... take place this Thursday. In the House, the prime minister said he was looking forward to the ceremony... and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage will make a fine king... and will bring all that is best about modern Europe to our ancient institutions. [ Doorbell Ringing ]
Johnny English
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Are you coming over here in a minute, sir?
Johnny English
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Get your car keys. We've got work to do. - Miss Campbell. - Sauvage is heading back to France. He's invited 1 3 of the richest criminal masterminds in the world to meet him there. I'm sorry, Miss Campbell. I'm off the case. It's been reassigned. I know. Reassigned to me.