P: Right. Haven't actually... done one of these before. It is my obligation under section 14 of the Health and Safety Directive to inform you that the equipment with which you are about to be issued can cause injury and bodily harm.
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Exactly. - I see. - P: Ah. Is there anything else I can get you? A gun? We... don't really do guns anymore. PEGASUS: Just... get him a gun. - Mm-hmm. - P: Right, a gun.
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ENGLISH: Tea?
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Teas on the left, gentlemen, and coffees on the right. - AGENT 7: Excellent. - AGENT 5: Oh, damn it. I forgot my pills. - (GRUNTING) - AGENT 7: Here, have some of mine. AGENT 7: Scotch whiskey single malt? AGENT 5: Thank you very much. AGENT 7: Coffee. Ooh. Here, let me help you with that.
- English. - (WRY CHUCKLE) You'll leave immediately. My people will give you the full briefing en route. Oh, is there anything you need? Yes. Nerve gas nasal spray, a type four exoskeleton... you should probably start a list... and a garroting watch, with a rubber strap, not the steel bracelet, 'cause the links get caught in the little hairs on my wrist. Oh, and I'll also need a Bough. What's a Bough? - (DOOR OPENS) - Sir! (CHUCKLES) Wonderful to see you! Yes, all right, Bough. We're going on a mission, not a honeymoon. Yes, of course, sir. Ah. I think it's the pin of your buckle, sir, it's caught - on my jumper. - Yes, I can see what's wrong, Bough. - BOUGH: Yeah. - If you go to your left, and I'll go to my right... I'm sorry, no. If you go to your right, and I'll go to my left.
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(BEEPING) P: Good morning, sir. I have your Agent Activation pack here. Department issue smartphone. 580-megapixel camera, 4.7-inch retina HD display. (CHUCKLES) Ingenious. And what does it shoot? Poison darts? It... doesn't shoot anything. It's a phone. There's a Twitter handle, Instagram feed, and secure login for the department Uber account. What's he on about, Bough? I need a weapon, not a box of gobbledygook. I think, uh, wh-what Agent English is getting at, sir, is all this is highly trackable. But since we're dealing with a very sophisticated digital target, we might be less visible if we took a more analog, low-tech approach.
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- (SOFT BEEPING) - Ooh, this one just needs a little top-up of hot water. I'll be right back. (DOOR OPENS) AGENT 7: Man's a divot of the first order. - Someone should put him out of his misery. - Oh. Oh. Ah. AGENT 5: Along with whoever furnished - this room. - Ooh. (GASPS) - (CAP CLATTERING) - (AGENTS LAUGHING) - (GASPS) (MUFFLED EXPLOSION)
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No. If I go clockwise, and you go anticlockwise. - Uh, no, I think that's making it worse, sir. - Hmm. I'm surprised that didn't work. ♪
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(STAMMERING) PEGASUS: Ah, good morning. Sorry to keep you. (CLEARS THROAT) Are the others here? Um...