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[ Cow Mooing ] [ Man ] Pegasus, we face a national crisis. Agent One was clearly onto something, and we have to find out what. I need another agent on this. Who else is there? No one, Prime Minister. They all died in the explosion. All of them? Well, luckily there is one who survived. Who? * One eye on the shadows * *Protecting his fellows * - *From sunup till the moon on his back * - [ Grunting ] - *Sendin'villains to Hades A hit with the ladies * -Johnny English. *A stallion in the sack * - * You can't get your life back when right follows left,Jack * - [ Groaning ] * The more you see the less you know * * When others would leak it His service is secret * *Plays God when it's your time to go * *Hey, fellas Don't bejealous * * When they made him they broke the mold * *So charismatic with an automatic * *Never prematurely shooting his load * Hah.! * Queen and country safe and sound * * With villains six feet underground * *And no one knows 'cause no one's found any trace * * Of a man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone * *So alone * *And you and I wouldn't have a clue who's doin'what, why, when and who * * Up a creek with no canoe Watch out * *For the man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone * *So alone * - *But safe at home * - *But safe at home * - * Oh,yeah,yeah * - *But safe at home * *But safe at home But safe at home * * Then you and I wouldn't have a clue who's doin'what, why, when and who * * Up a creek with no canoe Watch out * *For the man for all seasons * *Loves 'em and leaves 'em alone, so alone * *But safe at home ** Right. Johnny English. I'm here to see Pegasus. Still, no sense rushing things.
Johnny English
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Now, Agent One believed that there was a plot to steal the Crown Jewels. They've recently been through a multimillion-pound restoration, largely paid for by a corporate sponsor. They're due to be unveiled tonight at the Tower of London. The queen is insisting that the ceremony goes ahead, so what we want you to-- Hah! Who-- Who-- Who is the sponsor, sir? Pascal Sauvage. What, that flouncy Frenchman who owns a couple of prisons? Sauvage's �7 billion empire, English, operates over 400 prisons in 60 countries. - He's built 25 of them here. - Right, sir. The man's related to the royal family, for goodness'sake. As far as the prime minister's concerned, he's one of the greatest friends England's got. Now, English, I want you at the Tower tonight, monitoring this unveiling. Any chink in security, any weakness, however slight, must be plugged immediately. Do we understand each other? - Perfectly, sir. - Good. - Oh, yes. - And, uh, English... we can't afford any mistakes-- not tonight. The word ''mistake,'' sir, is not one that appears in my dictionary. THE TOWER OF LONDON [ Engine Revs ] Fantastic car, sir!
Johnny English
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- [ Clears Throat ] - Thank you. Your mission documents, Agent One. Including the codes for the submarine hatch, which I've checked myself. Thank you. So, is it just France tonight, or will you be slipping over the Pyrenees as well? If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you. Oh. [ Nervous Chuckle ] [ Muttering ] Oh,yes,yes. Well, I expect you would. Cheerio, Agent One. Bonne chance. Arrivederci.
Johnny English