- [ Guests Gasping ] - I've managed to subdue the assailant. The panic's over. Everything's under control. - [ Applause ] - [ Chevenix Groans ] Thank you. And now, ladies and gentlemen, we should compose ourselves for the arrival of Her Majesty... and return to the site of our great nation's... magnificently restored Crown Jewels.
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- [ Horn Honking ] - Up! Up!
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What now? There's no way back up there, that's for sure. But this must lead somewhere. I'm slightly uncomfortable in the dark, sir. There's nothing to worry about, Bough. - It may be pitch black, but we can still see. - Can we, sir? How? The Bedouin monks of the Al Maghreb mountains... developed a system of sonic chanting. - I see, sir. - The sound of their chanting... would bounce back off any obstacles, and using their highly tuned ears... they could paint a mental picture of the path ahead. - Brilliant, sir. - However, you must always sing in E-flat. ** [ Humming ] * E-flat, E-flat, E-flat * * Thank you for the music The songs I'm singing * - Is it working, sir? - Extremely well, thank you, Bough. * Thanks for all the joy that-- ** - [ Thud ] - Ow! You all right, sir? I think I can see something, sir. Oh,yeah. Come on.
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[ All Gasping ] I know. I feel it too. The very symbols of our island nation, so close we could almost reach out and-- - **[ Trumpet Fanfare ] - Pray silence for Her Majesty the Queen. [ Queen ] Oh, where are thejewels? [ Pegasus ] It's an unmitigated disaster, English. I couldn't agree more, sir. Well, we need to get these jewels back, English, and fast. Tell me about this assailant. When they searched the room, there was no sign ofhim. Well, the man was clearly a professional. He must have escaped while the queen was being sedated. But he's the only lead we've got. We have to find him. Come in. This is-- This is Roger from Data Support. Please sit down. He'll produce a likeness based on your description. So tell us, what did this man look like? Um... well... he was... big. - Hair color? - Um... orange. - Orange? - Mmm. And curly. Well, frizzy, actually. Frizzy sort of thing. - Frizzy. - An eye patch. Broken nose. Very few teeth. Two, I would say, at the most. And a scar on his cheek... in the shape... of a banana. - Which cheek? - Both cheeks. They sort of met in the middle. Are you sure about this, English? [ Gasps ] Oh,yes, that's him. An uncanny resemblance. Why, it's just as if he's in the room with us.
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[ Karate Yells ]
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[ Grunts, Groans ] Ow.
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[ Grunts, Groans ]
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- You've got it. - [ Bough ] What do we do now, sir? Watch and learn, Bough.
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With me. Shall I try it on? Yes? No? Maybe?
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The point is, sir, that Vendetta and Klein... are both in the employ of Monsieur Sauvage. - Pascal Sauvage? - Precisely, sir. But you're not suggesting Sauvage is involved? I think he's more than just involved, sir. I'm convinced he's up to his French neck in it. Don't be absurd. Sauvage employs thousands of people. Just because two of them are villains doesn't mean that he is. I want him discounted from this investigation immediately. Yes, sir.
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- [ Buzzer Sounds ] - Fandango!
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Now then, perhaps you could direct me to your evil paymaster. - What are you talking about? - You know exactly what I'm talking about. Where is the office of Pascal Sauvage?
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Requisition order: MI7 quartermasters for immediate supply; one military transport plane, fully fueled, with permission for nighttime city over flight; two night camouflage parachutes, plus reserves, plus neoprene bodysuits, twice, in black. I've never liked the navy blue. And a 40-inch chest for me 'cause I need the sleeve length. - Morning, Felch. - Morning. Oh, and two Special Forces signet rings, primed and color-coded. - What's all this for? - For tonight's operation. We're going to break into Sauvage's headquarters. - But Pegasus said-- - Let me worry about Pegasus. I know that Sauvage is behind all this, and tonight we're going to get the evidence. - Is something wrong, sir? - Did that sound like Felch to you?