[ Beep, Whirring ] [ Bough ] English. A people whose empire once covered... one quarter of the surface of the earth. Alas, no longer. My friends ask me, ''Pascal, how can you be so interested... in such a backward, grotty little country?'' My answer is simple: the queen. The queen has more power in her tiny white gloves... than any other head of state in the entire world. She can declare war or make peace, and most intriguingly... she can seize any piece of land which takes her fancy. Of course, the queen never uses... the enormous power afforded to her. But imagine someone who would use that power. Imagine, say, me. But how could he do that, sir? How could he make himself king? The archbishop. - [ Sauvage Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Door Opens ]
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[ English ] What's this got to do with the Crown Jewels?
Johnny English
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[ English ] What are they doing?
Johnny English
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[ Groans ] I'll just be a minute.
Johnny English
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Will... you... please... stop?
Johnny English
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Spent, my ass.
Johnny English
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Bough.
Johnny English
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Ow.
Johnny English
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THE QUEEN'S RESI DENCE AT SANDRI NGHAM That's a letter of abdication... renouncing your claims to the throne... and the claims of your entire family. Sign it. Never.
Johnny English
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[ Sauvage ] English has seen too much. We go to plan ''B.'' Get rid of the fake archbishop... and green-light the visit to Her Majesty. Then this pathetic country can humiliate itself... by crowning me officially.
Johnny English
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[ Thunder Rumbling ]
Johnny English
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[ Groans ]
Johnny English
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Aah! - **[ Up-tempo ] - Shall we dance?
Johnny English
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[ Groans ] What in God's name-- Ah, Foreign ''Sebretarary.'' Um-- [ Moans ]
Johnny English
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Thank you.
Johnny English
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2 1 0,000 square miles... of prime real estate... conveniently separated from true civilization... by 20 miles of ocean... - and soon to be available... - Come on. for the entire world to dump its human waste in. According to current projections, we will not run out of prison space for the next 500 years. So, tonight one, and only one, of you... will leave here owning 49 percent... of this venture. So that's his little game. We must get hold of that DVD. But how,Johnny? There's only two of us. You're young, Miss Campbell, and inexperienced. What you seem to have forgotten is that... [ Over P.A. Speaker ] nobody knows we are here. At our disposal we have the vital element of surprise. Now, my plan is simple but effective. I shall drop from the gallery at this end of the room and take Sauvage prisoner. You will then enter from the far door, cutting off any means of escape. Then, using Sauvage as a hostage, we'll get the hell out ofhere. Clear?
Johnny English
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** [ Whistling ] [ Radio Announcer ] In the wake of the return of the Crown Jewels... to a police station in North London, Pascal Sauvage has requested that his coronation... take place this Thursday. In the House, the prime minister said he was looking forward to the ceremony... and he believed that Monsieur Sauvage will make a fine king... and will bring all that is best about modern Europe to our ancient institutions. [ Doorbell Ringing ]
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What is the one commodity... the world never seems to run out of? Criminals, gentlemen. - [ Guests Murmuring ] - Lawbreakers. Every nation in the world struggles... with the issue of overcrowded prisons. So, what do we do with all these villains? Find the solution to that problem... and the governments of the world would pay you through their nose.