ENGLISH: Ow. On behalf of the United Kingdom, may I welcome you here today to this ancient meeting chamber where the great Scottish clans once settled their differences and forged new alliances. A place I have specifically chosen in order to make a very special announcement. - Oh. - Sir? Ow. Ooh. - A-Are you all right, sir? - No, I'm not all right. Get me up, Bough. (STRAINED GRUNTING)
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(BREATH SHUDDERING, TEETH CHATTERING) How do we get in now, sir?
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Well, exactly. (CHUCKLES) XANDER: I am reevaluating our options, Jason. (EXCITED CHATTER)
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LYDIA: This is HMS Vengeance. We have a full launch code. Repeat: Launch code is locked. Do I have your permission to fire? Oh, my God. Would you hold on one moment, please? Sir? Sir! Hello? Hello? Sir. HMS Vengeance here. Do I have your permission to launch? ENGLISH: What? Listen, we have to call in an attack. - LYDIA: Did you say attack, sir? - Yes, an attack. Attack. General quarters. We are go for launch. Target coordinates locked, Commander. Hello?
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- Stage one of attack complete. - (GASPING) VOLTA: Ladies and gentlemen... I can stop the attack, as long as each of you signs the same agreement as the prime minister, giving me complete control. Your call. MAN: Where's security? (OVER PHONE): Welcome to British Intelligence. - Get me Pegasus. - For MI5, press one. For MI6, press two. - (SIGHS) - For MI7, press three.
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The agreement this ignoramus just signed didn't just give me access to all the U.K.'s data, it also gave me access to a junction box in North Ayrshire that connects the entire World Wide Web. Disable the fiber-optic cables in that box, and the Internet... will cease to exist. - (GROANING) - Johnny? Are you okay? (STRAINED GRUNTING)
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Hello?
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- (CLAMORING) - PRIME MINISTER: Well, uh, ladies and gentlemen, I think we can all agree that wasn't quite the evening we were expecting. (SCATTERED CHUCKLES) (PRIME MINISTER CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) (CLEARS THROAT) I had hoped to present to you tonight a vision... - (WHISPERS): Thank you. - of what Britain might be, but as it happens, the man who saved us all this evening, the man who, I might add, I personally assigned to this case, has presented us with a different kind of vision, a living embodiment, if you like, of those fundamental British qualities that have ensured that our beloved island nation endures: courage under fire, endless ingenuity, and, above all, a quiet... unassailable dignity.
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I found him snooping around upstairs. And who are you, exactly? - I'm not telling you anything. - Hmm. XANDER: Face recognition software launched. Johnny English is a geography teacher from Lincolnshire. Rather heavily armed for a lesson on European capitals, Mr. English. (CHUCKLES SARCASTICALLY)
VIOLA: That is your phone. (GRUNTING) - Whew. Whew. - (RINGTONE CONTINUES PLAYING) (EXHALES) (MUFFLED RINGTONE) Thank you. (TURNS OFF RINGTONE) Monsieur. Uh, the, uh, the shell on my wife's lobster, could you remove it, please? Mm, yees.