Oh, I'm so sorry. Where are my manners? Johnny English, British Secret Service, and you are all under arrest. I must say you've done this whole thing very well. The attention to detail is excellent. You, the grieving granny, you're very convincing. Oh, look. Real tears. Do you get paid extra for that? Ahh, what we're all here for. I know! Why don't we take a look inside? - [ Mourners Gasp ] - Oh, you've nailed it down! Why would you do that? I know you're gonna come back in two weeks and dig it up again. ** [ Hums ] Now, what are you playing in this little vignette of deceit and villainy? I'm the hearse driver. - You're the hearse driver? - Yes, sir.
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[ Dog Barks ] - [ Rings ] - Yes? Prime Minister, sorry to call so late, but I'm afraid the queen is abdicating. What? Abdicated? But that's not possible. I only wish that were true. - Let me talk to her. Maybe she just-- - Pascal, she's gone. My people have spent the last 1 0 hours... trying to track down the rightful heir to the throne... and they've come up with a name, which they've double-checked. Who is it? - It's you. - No!
Johnny English
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Not at all.
Johnny English
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[ Fart ]
Johnny English
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The moment I am crowned king, I will turn England into the largest prison... in the history of the world.
Johnny English
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Well, there isn't. I've analyzed it from every angle, and this is the best option. I'll go in first, and if it's a clear way through, I'll call down. Johnny. - Be careful. - I'm always careful. Ohh.
Johnny English
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Remove it at once. I have no idea what you're talking about. Right. I'll just have to remove it myself. Come on.! [ Grunting, Muttering ] - Maybe it pulls up from the front. -[ Archbishop Groaning ] Come on, you!
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- What did he say? - Pegasus! We have to report to Pegasus! Oh, no, sir. No, no, no. - How do we get out of here? - Hey, you two! What you did to me really hurt. Yeah. Sorry about that. How do we get out of here without being seen? Okay. Left by the fountain, right by the fire exit, to the elevator at the end. - Thank you. - Oh, my God. Nice job, Bough. - Left, sir. Left! - [ English Muttering ] [ Bough ] Sir,you can't go to Sauvage's reception in this state. The effect of the drug has practically worn off. I'm ''fline''-- ''schline''-- uh, ''gline''-- **[ Orchestra ]
Johnny English
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[ Quiet Chattering ]
Johnny English
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[ Karate Yells ]
Johnny English
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[ Nuns Screaming ] - There they are, sir! -Just as I thought.
Johnny English
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Um, if you'll excuse me, with the deepest respect, utmost sympathy. Uh, he hasn't urinated on anyone, has he? - No. - No, no. That's a blessing. Are you gonna give me the gun, Gunther?
Johnny English
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[ Squeaks ] Oh, we'll just go to the path here. There. Big step. It's a graveyard. It's where they bring people-- Yes, all right. You can stop now. - For appearances, I'll just hold your arm. -Just keep walking. In fact, run, run, run!
Johnny English
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- They're too far ahead of us. - Have faith, Bough. They're heading south.