- [ Tapping On Glass ] - Gentlemen. In a few hours time... I will become the next king of England.
Johnny English
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[ Man ] Here is the long one. [ Man #2 ] It is a long one. Careful.
Johnny English
10.1s
- I want you with me. -Just leave me alone. Are you gonna sit here in this grotty flat feeling sorry for yourself? Or are you gonna get out there and save your country?
Johnny English
3.8s
- Aah! What is it, sir? - That bike.
Johnny English
4.7s
Ugh.! Ai-yi-yi.
Johnny English
14.1s
Good morning, gentlemen. MI7 at your service. Observe, Bough, the dull incompetence of the criminal mind. It can never hope to match our level of technical expertise.
Johnny English
4.2s
Agent One. Gentlemen.
Johnny English
4.1s
Sir? Sir?
Johnny English
6.9s
[ Toys Squeaking ] [ Dogs Whimpering ]
Johnny English
13.1s
I have been so looking forward to this moment. Well, in that case, I'll try not to disappoint. You overestimate your power over women, Mr. English.
Johnny English
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There are some items you need to sign before your briefing. This is your new retinal I.D. card, and this is your level nine security clearance. Sign and date, please. Ah. Oh, reminds me of the old service issue ballpoint. I remember every agent would carry a pen that looked just like this. Completely innocent to the untrained eye, but click it twice-- [ Gasps ]
Johnny English
15.3s
Bough, take ''flodd.'' - Take what, sir? - ''Flodd.'' ''Schlage.'' - I'm not quite getting that second word, sir. - ''Schlaaaagh!'' - Write it down, sir. - ''Schlaaaagh!'' Yes! [ Muttering Gibberish ]
Johnny English
22.2s
Let's get outta here. Sorry, but who are you, exactly? Special Agent Campbell. I'm attached to Interpol in Paris. We've been watching Sauvage for months. Why? Because every major convict released from a Sauvage prison in six months... has been employed by one of his companies. We believe he's recruiting them for a major criminal conspiracy. - We just don't know what yet. - [ English Mumbles Gibberish ]
Johnny English
2s
Let me.
Johnny English
10s
Mmm. You're brave. They say that sea urchin's the ultimate acquired taste. Hmm. It's a personal favorite of mine.
Johnny English
23.4s
''C.'' C-A-- Uh-- Car! Take the car! We came by plane. [ Muttering Gibberish ] Bugger off!. - Hold it right there. - [ Groans ] - What's wrong with them? - I'm not telling you. Wrong answer. What is it with you two? Huh? [ Groaning ]
Johnny English
10.3s
I think people are put off by how it feeds through its bottom. Would you excuse me for a moment? [ Gagging ]
Johnny English
1m7s
[ Beep, Whirring ] [ Bough ] English. A people whose empire once covered... one quarter of the surface of the earth. Alas, no longer. My friends ask me, ''Pascal, how can you be so interested... in such a backward, grotty little country?'' My answer is simple: the queen. The queen has more power in her tiny white gloves... than any other head of state in the entire world. She can declare war or make peace, and most intriguingly... she can seize any piece of land which takes her fancy. Of course, the queen never uses... the enormous power afforded to her. But imagine someone who would use that power. Imagine, say, me. But how could he do that, sir? How could he make himself king? The archbishop. - [ Sauvage Continues, Indistinct ] - [ Door Opens ]