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You see, 200 years ago, my family should have inherited the throne of England, but they were cast aside. Well, in a few very short days, it will be back where it belongs.

Johnny English

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- Hang on tight, Bough. - [ Bough Groaning ]

Johnny English

8.4s

I can't believe I've done this. I mean, I really cannot believe I've done this!

Johnny English

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Excuse me, sir. I'm very sorry to interrupt-- Pascal, how nice to see you again. - Enjoying the party? - Oh, splendid affair. I was until I was informed that your man English... and his curious boyfriend here have spent the evening... breaking into my office and assaulting my staff. - Is this true, Bough? - Well, we-- we-- What do you think you're up to? - Sir, if I could just offer-- - Go home, Bough! Now! I gave you direct orders not to meddle with Sauvage. What do you do? Break into his office and assault two of his staff. Then you march in here, loaded with God knows what, and insult the foreign secretary. I haven't encountered such behavior in Whitehall in 30 years. - But-- - There are no ''buts,'' English. You're off the case. Your security clearance is hereby canceled. After a three-month leave of absence, you will return at your old grade. And I hope never to hear your name again.

Johnny English

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My God, what have they done to you? They've taken some of my blood. - Bastards! - It's only for tests. Of course it is. Come on, my friend. Let's get you out ofhere before they take anything else.

Johnny English

28.7s

Oh, I nearly forgot, sir. Your laser beacon. - My what? - Your laser beacon! It'll guide you onto Sauvage's building. Your dependence on hardware really does amuse me, Bough. I've been dropped into the Kalahari Desert... carrying nothing more than a toothbrush and a packet of sherbet lemons, and I still found my way to Bulawayo before Ramadan. So thank you, Bough, but no thank you.

Johnny English

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This is worse than I thought, Bough. Sauvage has got some kind of laboratory set up here. God knows what kind of sick operation he's running. [ Door Opens ]

Johnny English

3.2s

Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from MI7. Sorry. I'm a secret agent.

Johnny English

24.8s

Ah! Good evening, Dr. Frankenstein. This way, please. Come on. I haven't got all night. And you, you angels of death. About turn. Come on, let's go. Come on, come on. Keep moving. Come on. Over there. I know what you're doing here. And you. Come on. Quicker. Quicker. Over there.

Johnny English

2.4s

[ Groaning ]

Johnny English

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- Everything set, Bough? -Just about, sir. Actually, sir, do you mind if I run through the plan one more time? - No, no. - These are the two buildings here. This one is our target, Sauvage's headquarters, next to City Hospital. I jump first and land on the south side of the roof, abseil down 1 4 floors and cut through this window here. [ English ] I then land on the east side and abseil down 1 2 floors. Where you wait for my signal that I've disabled the alarm system. - Yes. - You them break into this window here, work your way along the secure corridor and penetrate Sauvage's office. - Yes, yes. - Is that okay, sir? It's been okay ever since I thought up the idea, Bough.

Johnny English

5.7s

Can you see him, Bough? He's on the upper level, sir.

Johnny English

13.9s

All right. Tonight I shall be at Sauvage's reception for the new French ambassador. Any developments, you can reach me there. Apart from that, I don't want you within a hundred miles of the man. Absolutely, sir.

Johnny English

2.3s

Uh-huh.

Johnny English

19.3s

I'm okay, sir. Are you at the bottom now, Bough? No, I am in fact stuck now, sir. Oh, for God's sake, Bough. Stay there! I'm coming down. Uh, I'm not especially sure that's a good idea, sir. Don't worry. Be careful, sir.!

Johnny English

7.8s

Hmm. Les Fran�ais. Ils sont very... n'est-ce pas?

Johnny English

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[ Body Falls ]

Johnny English

13.4s

I shall now mingle inconspicuously with the guests. - Let me know when Her Majesty arrives. - Very good. Shall I mingle with you, sir? Oh, yes, Bough. Once you've checked the roof.

Johnny English

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You see, 200 years ago, my family should have inherited the throne of England, but they were cast aside. Well, in a few very short days, it will be back where it belongs.

- Hang on tight, Bough. - [ Bough Groaning ]

I can't believe I've done this. I mean, I really cannot believe I've done this!

My God, what have they done to you? They've taken some of my blood. - Bastards! - It's only for tests. Of course it is. Come on, my friend. Let's get you out ofhere before they take anything else.

This is worse than I thought, Bough. Sauvage has got some kind of laboratory set up here. God knows what kind of sick operation he's running. [ Door Opens ]

Excuse me. Sorry. I'm from MI7. Sorry. I'm a secret agent.

Ah! Good evening, Dr. Frankenstein. This way, please. Come on. I haven't got all night. And you, you angels of death. About turn. Come on, let's go. Come on, come on. Keep moving. Come on. Over there. I know what you're doing here. And you. Come on. Quicker. Quicker. Over there.

[ Groaning ]

Can you see him, Bough? He's on the upper level, sir.

All right. Tonight I shall be at Sauvage's reception for the new French ambassador. Any developments, you can reach me there. Apart from that, I don't want you within a hundred miles of the man. Absolutely, sir.

Uh-huh.

I'm okay, sir. Are you at the bottom now, Bough? No, I am in fact stuck now, sir. Oh, for God's sake, Bough. Stay there! I'm coming down. Uh, I'm not especially sure that's a good idea, sir. Don't worry. Be careful, sir.!

Hmm. Les Fran�ais. Ils sont very... n'est-ce pas?

[ Body Falls ]

I shall now mingle inconspicuously with the guests. - Let me know when Her Majesty arrives. - Very good. Shall I mingle with you, sir? Oh, yes, Bough. Once you've checked the roof.