All right, so I was wrong about the archbishop's bottom.
Johnny English
35.4s
[ Grunts ] [ Woman Screams ] It's Colonel Chevenix! He's got a nasty wound, sir. Who hit him? The assailant. He ran in here. Bough, you guard the door. Aha! [ Grunting ] [ Pounding, Grunting ] For God's sake, Bough, don't come in. The man's a maniac! - [ Guests Gasp ] - You don't frighten me.! - [ Glass Shatters ] - Missed.! [ Guests Gasping ]
Johnny English
4.9s
- And everything was fine. - Good. Okay, let's go.
[ Engine Revs ] Oh, uh-- Good morning, gentlemen. Thank you very much for waiting. Now, the question that faces us this morning is a simple one. Namely, how did the thieves gain access to this highly secure environment... and then escape with thejewels afterwards? A simple question, but one which I believe has a complex answer. - Actually, sir-- - Uh, please, Bough. My mind is at work. Now, what you must grasp, gentlemen, is that the master criminal... sees not a room but a series of opportunities. Should I go in through the window? Possibly. - Should I drop down from the ceiling? - Actually, sir-- There's one thing I think we can be fairly confident about, that is that they didn't come up through the floor-- I've got you, sir. That's all right. Just come my way, Bough. - That'll bring me right over the hole, sir. - There's no need to panic.
Johnny English
26.5s
Hello yourself. Johnny English. Lorna Campbell. A Bloody Mary, please, not too spicy. So, are you here in some professional capacity? I worked on the restoration of the jewels. - Intriguing. - And yourself? If I told you that, I'm afraid I'd have to kill you. I'd like to see you try.
Johnny English
18s
- Stop! - Shut up! [ All Gasping ] All this stupid little country have to do is stand in line... and do what it's told for one miserable day! But can it do that? My fragrant French ass, it can!
Johnny English
10.6s
Wow.! Look at this, sir. Got all the bells and whistles. Never mind about the gadgets. Just focus on the case. [ Horn Honks ]