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Ladies and gentlemen, what you're witnessing... is sweet dick-kicking revenge.
Deadpool
WADE: Every time I see her, it's like the first time...
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Oh! And that's why Regina rhymes with fun.
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Surely there is something we can do.
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Is there a word for half afraid, half angry? Yeah, "afrangry", lguess. Have you decided what you're gonna say to her? Fuck me!
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Hey, coming onto our stage right now... give it up for Chastity! (ALL CHEERING)
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Someone out back asking for you. Something about, uh, an old boyfriend.
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ANNOUNCER: You can't buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.
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Ah, you weak motherfucker!
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Especially from this angle.
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I knew it was you.
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Or as I like to call her, Irony. Better find her fast before numbnuts does. How do you know she's in here? Because I'm constantly stalking that fox.
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Come on, get it together. This isn't about me, this is about Vanessa.
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Wade, we have a fucking problem. And by "we," I mean "you."
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Uh, maybe not start with that. (TRAP MUSIC PLAYING)
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