The house that blows up every few years? Please. House blowing up builds character.
Deadpool
6.8s
Here, protein bar. Good for bones. Deadpool may try to break yours.
Deadpool
4s
DeadpooL Negasonic! Come, we have mission.
Deadpool
3s
WADE: Hey! Whoo! (GUNS FIRING) (WOMAN SCREAMS)
Deadpool
1.4s
Maximum effort.
Deadpool
13.6s
Uh, why the fancy red suit, Mr. Pool? Oh, that's because it's Christmas Day, Dopinder. And I'm after someone on my naughty list. I've been waiting one year, three weeks... six days and, oh... 14 minutes to make him fix what he did to me.
Deadpool
10.4s
Dopinder, I'm starting to think there's a reason I'm in this cab today. Yeah, sir, you called for it, remember? No, my slender brown friend. Love is a beautiful thing.
Deadpool
6.8s
DOPINDER: Smells good, no? Not the Daffodil Daydream. The girl. Ah, yes. Gita. Hmm. She is quite lovely.
Deadpool
3.7s
She would have made me a very agreeable wife. But, um...
Deadpool
3.5s
Site's heart has been stolen by my cousin Bandhu.
Deadpool
3.9s
And what did he do to you, Mr. Pool? This Shit...
Deadpool
4.6s
Okay, um, just, I have to keep my hands on the wheel.
Deadpool
3.9s
(CHUCKLES) Ah, Dopinder. Pool. Dead.
Deadpool
1.5s
(MUMBLING) (GRUNTS) Yeah, little help.
Deadpool
3s
You should've seen your face. I didn't know what to do. I was so scared.
Deadpool
3.9s
Wait. (CHUCKLES SLOWLY) We are? Yeah. We're totally done. (LAUGHS)
