I swear to God, I will find you in the next life... and I'm gonna boom-box Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!
Deadpool
7.7s
And, uh, that guy over there came in looking for you. Real Grim Reaper type. I don't know. Might further the plot.
Deadpool
5.7s
Look how happy you look here. Mind if I keep this? Put it up, so I can remember when you looked alive.
Deadpool
5s
Like, a Yakov-Smirnoff- opening-for-the Spin-Doctors- at-the- lowa-State-Fair shit-show.
Deadpool
3.7s
El Cancer. Oh. I could have guessed that.
Deadpool
2.2s
(WADE CHUCKLES)
Deadpool
1.2s
I love you.
Deadpool
1.3s
Wade.
Deadpool
10.1s
I get why you're so pissy... but your mood's never gonna brighten till you find this woman... and tell her how you feel. What do I keep telling you, Mrs. Magoo? She wouldn't have me.
Deadpool
5.9s
Chechnya. Isn't that where you go to get cancer? You got China and Central Mexico.
Deadpool
3.8s
Not the ghost of Christmas me. Well, I wanna remember us.
Deadpool
4.7s
And under no circumstances will I take you to that show.
Deadpool
2.3s
Besides, I just realized something.
Deadpool
3.2s
No one is boom-boxing shit. Okay?
Deadpool
1.9s
Right. And when he heals?
Deadpool
1.6s
(MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
8.4s
If you could see me, you'd understand. Looks aren't everything. Looks are everything. You ever heard David Beckham speak? It's like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.
Deadpool
7.4s
So, you're just gonna lie there and whimper? No, I'm gonna wait till this arm plows through puberty... and then I'm gonna come up with a whole new Christmas Day plan.
