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(GRUNTING)

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WADE: Ow. Ow!

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(GROANS)

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If wearing superhero tights... means sparing psychopaths... then maybe I wasn't meant to wear 'em. Not everyone monitors a hall like you. Just promise... Yeah, yeah, I'll be on the lookout for the next four moments. (WHISPERS) Oh, shit. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm just a boy, about to stand in front of a girl... and tell her... What the fuck am I gonna tell her? Well, hmm, you better figure it out.

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Every night we spoon for warmth. Everybody fights for Noelle. She's the fattest. There's nothing that we don't share. Floor space, dental floss, even condoms.

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You were droning on. Sure, I may be stuck looking like pepperoni flatbread... but at least fuckface won't heal from that.

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I can't even tell you... (GRUNTS) I deserved that. That, too.

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(STUTTERS) For everything, I'm sorry for leaving...

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I should have come and found you sooner.

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In case the other fell off.

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I'm sorry.

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You sure?

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I did not tell him to do that. Absolutely not. It got lost in translation. Dopinder, this is no way to win Gita's heart back! (WHISPERS) I'm so proud of you. Drop Bandhu off, safe and gentle-like. (WHISPERS) Kill him. And then, win Gita back... the old fashioned way: with your boyish charm. (WHISPERS) Kidnap her.

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You win. Your life is officially way more fucked up than mine.

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You know how they say "cancer" in Spanish? No.

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Weas. You look like you need a Blow Job and a shower. Though courtesy calls for the latter first. How about three shots of Patron? Or how about Triticum aestivum, wheatgrass. Excellent for the immune system. Jesus Christ. You sound like Vanessa. Here, check it out. She's sending away for all these colorful clinic: brochures. I'm sure they're all FDA approved.

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We can fight this.

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