You may be wondering, "Why the red suit?" Well, that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.
Deadpool
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(FIRING CONTINUES)
Deadpool
1.2s
(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
1.4s
WADE: Wait!
Deadpool
7.5s
All right. Yeah, just... Ow. Like a Band-Aid, just give it a... Owdie 5,000. Wait, wait, wait...
Deadpool
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10! Shit! Nine. Fuck.
Deadpool
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(GUN FIRING)
Deadpool
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This guy's got the right idea.
Deadpool
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He wore the brown pants.
Deadpool
1.3s
Then who placed the call?
Deadpool
10.1s
Because she knows you. Jeremy, I belong to a group of guys who take a dime to beat a fella down. And little Meghan, she's not made of money, but lucky for her... I got a soft spot.
Deadpool
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Then whose kitty litter did I just shit in?
Deadpool
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(GROANS)
Deadpool
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And yeah, technically, this is a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a love story. And to tell it right... I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex.
Deadpool
1.9s
Motherfucker!
Deadpool
5.8s
Fine! I only have 12 bullets... so you're gonna have to share! Let's count them down.
Deadpool
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I'm here for you. On. (CHUCKLES) Okay, wow, dodged a big-time bullet onthatone. Not out of the woods yet. (GROANS)
