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(GUN FIRING) (GROANING)
Deadpool
Oh, God! I'm so sorry! (WOMAN SCREAMS) Oh! You little spider monkey!
Deadpool
This is not going to end well for me, is it? This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss? I can tell you exactly... (SHUSHING MOCKINGLY)
Deadpool
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni. Where's Francis? (WOMAN WHIMPERS) No! Please!
Deadpool
Her. (GASPS) Fourth-wall break inside a fourth-wall break. That's like 16 walls.
Deadpool
Nice to see you, Jared.
Deadpool
In five minutes!
Deadpool
Tell me where your fucking boss is or you're gonna die!
Deadpool
Captain Deadpool...
Deadpool
Oh, you'll tell me. But first...
Deadpool
(GROANING) (WADE LAUGHING)
Deadpool
AL: Seltzer water and lemon for blood.
Deadpool
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
Deadpool
WOMAN: Oh, that must hurt.
Deadpool
He made me ask twice. Is the mask muffling my voice?
Deadpool
WADE: I didn't just get the cure to el cancer...
Deadpool
Ah, and I share that home with someone you've met, the old blind lady from the laundromat, Al.
Deadpool
