You're never going home after this. Now there's a brave face.
Deadpool
4.2s
In my case, it enhanced my reflexes.
Deadpool
12.5s
Say the magic words, Fat Gandalf. I'm sorry. Breathe through the nose. I don't have a filter between my brain and my... Let go. Okay. Hey,oh,oh,oh“. Hakuna his tatas. He's sorry. I'm working on it. Get out of here. Go. Go cast a spell.
Deadpool
1.5s
Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?
Deadpool
2.3s
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
Deadpool
10.7s
Hey, what can I get for, uh, $275 and a... a Yogurtland rewards card? Baby, about 48 minutes of whatever the fuck you want.
Deadpool
1.4s
Who would do such a thing?
Deadpool
2.7s
(GASPING)
Deadpool
6.9s
Where else do you put one out? I was molested. Me too. Uncle. Uncles. They took turns.
Deadpool
2.6s
Hey. Hands off the merchandise.
Deadpool
6s
I didn't even know sleep. It was pretty much 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn. (LAUGHS)
Deadpool
4.2s
And what's more, give you abilities most men only dream of?
Deadpool
1.4s
How about now?
Deadpool
5s
This is taking unsportsmanlike conduct to a whole new level! (FRANCIS GROANS)
Deadpool
1.9s
(CONTINUES MOANING)
Deadpool
6.8s
If your left leg is Thanksgiving... and your right leg is Christmas... can I visit you between the holidays?
