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All right. Yeah, just... Ow. Like a Band-Aid, just give it a... Owdie 5,000. Wait, wait, wait...
Deadpool
I'm sorry for not cowboying up sooner. It's been rough couple of years. Rough?
Deadpool
But, baby, the guy under this mask, he ain't the same one that you remember.
Deadpool
No,no,no, maybe not the nethers. Start talking!
Deadpool
I live in a crackhouse.
Deadpool
So, you live in a house.
Deadpool
You mean this mask?
Deadpool
There's a stupid. Yeah.
Deadpool
What are you still doing? Get out of here. Go make yourself useful! You, go be a really big brother to someone. Tell Beast to stop shitting on my lawn. And you, chicken noodle... Nothing compares to you. Sinéad O'Connor, 1990. Sorry. That's all right. You're cool. (GASPS)
Deadpool
After a brief adjustment period... and a bunch of drinks... it's a face...
Deadpool
And now, for the moment I've all been waiting for.
Deadpool
(POP MUSIC PLAYING)
Deadpool
I'd be happy to sit on.
Deadpool
