You're a fucking pussy. Don't listen to him, officer. If you make this, we're no longer friends, Michaels.
Superbad
38.3s
...your mom's got huge tits. What do you think? I don't know, man. Don't ask me. Because I don't give a shit how pants look. Yeah, I need someone's opinion. Those are too tight. Those are way too tight. - Yeah, but, like... - Way too tight. You need to upgrade. There's not enough pants where there should be. More pants. Yeah, but... I mean, does it look weird? Looks like you're standing funny. You wouldn't stand like that. Like a duck. Yeah, but I'm doing like... - I'm doing the college poses like... - I don't know if you are. - You might just be doing... - Hey, prof. - Okay. - That test was...
Superbad
4.4s
But we're the police. We just wanna get the story straight.
Superbad
20s
Jesus, fuck. - Hang on one second. - What? Becca, I don't think you wanna do this. - You're really drunk. - No, I'm not. I am not drunk. - I see that you are. I think you are. - And I really... I want you inside me. I want you to be my first. I want you inside me. So just... Just go with it. - Let it happen. - I know, but...
Superbad
10.1s
- All right, well, thank you for the pen. - Yeah. No problem. - Bye. - Bye. Bye, Evan.
Superbad
5.1s
Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
Superbad
11.9s
- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
Superbad
3.9s
- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.
Superbad
5.4s
You know, I actually don't remember much. I don't remember anything.
Superbad
1.1s
Let's do this.
Superbad
3.5s
- The whole thing? - Just dump it on. I'm serious. Okay.
Superbad
3.6s
I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?
Superbad
2s
- That's kind of a personal question. - What?
Superbad
4.4s
For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...
Superbad
13.9s
Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.
Superbad
34s
But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.