She's way smashed. And she's been yammering about you all night. Really? What was she saying? She told you that she thinks I'm a good guy? No, no. She said something more like: "I will fully blow him tonight."
Superbad
11.2s
And thank you very much for bringing everything, again. Seriously, it really made the night. No, that's how I roll. That's the thing. It's no problems. You'll learn that.
Superbad
8s
Oh, shit, guys. We're three blocks away, man. We made it. We made it with the booze and everything. We made it. Hold this.
Superbad
15s
You sick sons of bitches! What the fuck? Michaels, are you okay?
Superbad
4.2s
- Can I hold one? - What? Can I hold one of your guns?
Superbad
6.3s
Can we shoot at it? I don't know. Can you?
Superbad
2.4s
Come on, pussy. Get up, dude.
Superbad
1.2s
Oh, you got a stain too.
Superbad
15.7s
So, what's it like to have guns? It is awesome, McLovin. - I mean, it's mindbl... - It's great. I haven't had one for long, a few months, but I'll tell you... ...it's like having two cocks. - Yup. If one of your cocks could kill someone.
Superbad
8.4s
No, I just have something in both my eyes. I don't cry. That's funny. You look... You look... It looks like you're crying. So...
Superbad
10s
- You're, like, really, really drunk. - So? You're drunk. You're drunk, Jules. Yeah, I'm actually... I'm not drunk at all. I don't even drink, so it's... I mean...
Superbad
7.7s
- Yeah, that's fine. - Good. That's good. Pretend he's your little sister. Your little sister with the...
Superbad
4.5s
It's awesome. Yeah, I told you the idea would work. I fooled those cops.
Superbad
4.1s
So... Okay, so then we will see you tonight. Go to the ball, guys.
Superbad
3.3s
Sleepover at my house? You wanna come sleep...?
Superbad
1.3s
What the fuck, man?
Superbad
1.8s
Fuck.
Superbad
1m9s
Mrs. Hayworth, I joined this class because I'd be cooking with a partner. But she's never here, and I don't get twice the grades for doing all the work. I didn't invent odd numbers, Seth. I know, but look at Evan, okay? Just look at him. Don't keep me waiting much longer. I'm getting impatient up here. You know what I'm talking about. Miroki, you're embarrassing me. I'm here in my unit, isolated and alone, eating my terrible-tasting food... ...and I gotta look over at that. Looks like the most fun I've ever seen in my life. And it's B.S. Excuse my language. I'm just saying that I wash and dry. I'm like a single mother. We all know Home Ec is a joke, no offense. Everyone takes this class to get an A. It's bullshit, and I'm sorry. I'm not putting down your profession, but it's just the way I feel. I don't wanna sit here alone cooking this shitty food. No offense. And I just think that I don't ever need to cook tiramisu. When am I gonna need to cook tiramisu? Am I gonna be a chef? No. There's three weeks left in school. Give me a fucking break. I'm sorry for cursing. All right, Jules' partner isn't here today either. Pair up with her. Station four. Jules? All right. I'll give it another shot. I'll give Home Ec another shot.
