Now, what's your first name? What? - Your first name? - My first name?
Superbad
11.9s
- My R.S.V.P. - Just a maybe? So far. There's so much other fun shit that's gonna be happening... ...that I can't really commit and, you know, hurt someone's feelings. Fun shit? But I never see you at parties or anything.
Superbad
3.9s
- Making my ass look weird? - It makes a lot of stuff look weird.
Superbad
5.4s
You know, I actually don't remember much. I don't remember anything.
Superbad
3.6s
I've felt better. But I'll be fine. How about you?
Superbad
4.4s
For college. The mall, they would sell that. Cool. So...
Superbad
13.9s
Wow, that was a little too far right there. The gesture. Yeah. It's pretty far. Shit, I do that... No, don't worry. I'm actually used to it. My older brother says, like, the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12.
Superbad
34s
But when I was wearing your dad's pants... ...I realized that if I wear pants that are a little too small... ...it might encourage me to lose weight. And also, chicks can kind of see, like... ...you know, the borders and outline of my dick a little. Yeah, man, they go nuts for that. The male camel toe. Yeah, the camel tail. It's right... I know where it is, where it happens. Like, right there. It's like they're so tight that one ball is, like, above my dick, even. - Yeah, exactly. - It's like three. It's like a three thing. It's like ball, dick, ball. It's like a division sign. Like a bunch of people crammed into a van.
Superbad
1.6s
No, those are way too tight.
Superbad
2.2s
You wanna hang out?
Superbad
4.1s
Oh, like coming. Like "coming" coming.
Superbad
4.3s
- I can't believe that. - So, all right. We gotta... ...mix it up.
Superbad
13.3s
- That's sick. That's not even clever. - I know. I know. I would've gone with something at least mildly entertaining. You know, like... Like... Like "family Jules." Or like "nuts." Yeah, that's funny. That's a fucking funny joke.
Superbad
4.5s
Yeah, Hayworth will notice this, if we cover it with chocolate.
Superbad
2.2s
What the fuck?
Superbad
2.6s
- Hey. - Hey.
Superbad
9.9s
I had some friends over, we had a few drinks. That's Vag-tastic! I hung out in my basement, the chill zone, where we chill-lax. Like "relax" and "chill" all at once.
Superbad
14.2s
I should get moving. I should get moving. I should be getting a move on, for sure. Yeah, you don't... I mean, you don't have to, you know. I don't really have anything going on. You don't have to rush off like that.
