I'm gonna be totally honest with you. I have a warrant out for a totally nonviolent crime. Okay? There. Mercy Street, guys. I'll be honest with you for a second. You better get us a shitload of cash or a shitload of alcohol... ...or you're going to fucking prison. What are you doing, man? You don't need to... No, let's not... Let's hang on a second here. - Cough it up. - Fine. Don't know if we should be doing anything official. We're working together. It's like Let's Make a Deal. Here we go. Seven bucks? Are you fucking serious? This isn't enough. What are you, a 6-year-old? - It's all I have, man. It's all I have. - You better think of something quickly. - My back! My back. Cops, my back. - No, no, no. Wait, don't do that. All right, listen. I can get you alcohol. I'm going over to this party right now, bro. Okay? It's got booze, it's got girls. Booze and girls equals... I don't know. Do you? I don't know. Do you? - I think you do. Do you? - Yes. That's a definite yes. Definite yes, then. - Give me one sec to talk to him. - Stay right here. Yeah, yeah. Do what you gotta do. Mix it over. I'll be over by the car. Just talk it out. Hey, I'm a nice guy.
Superbad
1m7s
- You fucking prick. - What? - You bailed on me. - I didn't bail on you. Yeah, you did. You said you were gonna do something and you didn't do it. That's bailing. You're the one that dragged me to that fucking party with those lunatics. - I didn't bail on you. - You bailed on me, okay? You bailed on me this morning when Jesse spat on me... ...and you're bailing on me next year. What the fuck? It finally comes out. That's good, man. We were supposed to go to college together. Since we were kids, since elementary school... ...that's all we've ever talked about, us going together. And you got into fucking Dartmouth. You're making me feel like I'm a bad guy. What...? I didn't do anything wrong. I got into a good school. How the fuck am I supposed to get into Dartmouth? You knew I couldn't. How fucking selfish are you? You had no problem letting Fogell take the fall. You don't want me going to a good school. - Fuck, man! - So, what the fuck do you want? I'm not gonna let you slow me down anymore, Seth. What are you saying?
Superbad
7.7s
I don't believe it. I don't know, man. I think she looked better before. But now that she can jog comfortably, she's in the best shape she's ever...
Superbad
1.3s
Who's that guy?
Superbad
3.8s
- I got a boner. - Good.
Superbad
2.6s
- You're a fucking pussy. - Cheating. You're cheating.
Superbad
21.3s
Now Seth's gotta pick up all the pieces. He won't do it. Don't worry. I forgot to tell you, my mom said we can have the TV from the basement... Shut the fuck up, he's gonna hear you. Just be quiet. Wait until he goes away. You still haven't told him that we're rooming together? Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off your vest. You look like Aladdin. Okay. You got it.
Superbad
4.6s
I want a ride! You hear me? You can't unarrest me!
Superbad
1m3s
- Come on. - Fuck, man. - Come on! - He must be so afraid. I don't believe this bullshit. I can't believe this is happening! I didn't know you could get arrested for this shit. We need that liquor. - Are they gonna take him downtown? - Fuck Fogell. He got arrested, okay? We're on our own. We need a new way to get liq... Fuck! The money, man! Fuck! How much money can you get? Why are you talking about money? What about Fogell? That doesn't matter anymore. I lost a hundred dollars of Jules' money. Are we gonna bust him out of jail? Bake a cake with a fucking file in it? Fuck Fogell. We need a new way to get liquor, which is fucking impossible. All right, you need to calm down. We need to think for a second. - We need to think this out. - Fuck thinking, we need to act! Seth! - What the fuck happened? - Just... Just get up. Slowly. You all right? You okay? I am so sorry, man. I am so sorry. I didn't even effing see you at all, man. Are you okay? So it's just McLovin? Yeah.
Superbad
3s
- Bought it at that vintage market. - Just hurry.
Superbad
1.6s
Sorry.
Superbad
9.4s
I guess not. To Seth. - To Seth! - All right. Who the fuck is Seth? I'm Seth!
Superbad
4.6s
I'm just drilling holes. The last two weeks. Fuck it.
Superbad
6.1s
I'm really sorry about everything last night, and I just...
Superbad
9s
Not right now. You know, not while you're drunk. But, you know, thank you.
Superbad
3s
- Yeah. - Good shit, right, Miroki?
Superbad
6.5s
Shit. - Rewind, rewind. - Rewind it. Yeah! So hot. Let's see it again.
Superbad
12.1s
Yeah. Hey, Miroki, could we have a minute alone? Just... Thanks. Dude, Jules is having a fucking party. Hey! - Don't tell Fogell about the party. - Gangsters. What's up, guys?