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16.5s
Yeah. I can. I can get you guys alcohol. - Really? Seriously? - Yes, for sure. That would be awesome. Thank you. Because we were worried about that. That would be great. Plus, you know, you scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Well, Jules, the funny thing about my back... ...is that it's located on my cock.
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16.7s
Hey, man, are you sure it's cool that we're here with you? Oh, definitely, man. I'm essentially best friends with the guy... ...so a bunch of my buds are coming. We're gonna rock out with our cocks out. Just kidding. - We are gonna rock out. - Just go, just go. What's up? What's up? What's up?
Superbad
33.1s
- You're an organ donor. - What? I didn't wanna, but my wife insisted. I give him shit for it too. All the time. I say, "It's just like a woman. Even after you're dead... ...they wanna tear your heart out." - They wanna tear your... - I say it weekly and it's still funny. - It still makes me laugh. - Really funny. - There you go. I'm sorry, guys. I don't really have any information. He just hit me, and I didn't see what he looked like. - I don't know if I can help you. - You in a hurry? Yeah, kind of had to catch that bus. - Where were you headed? - Near 13th and Granville.
Superbad
19.9s
That feels good. - It feels so good. - I missed you guys. I just wish we could make it up to you somehow, man. Well, do you think you can do me a really big favor? - What is it? Anything. - Name it. - This kid's fucking crazy. - Stay back for your own safety. Get off me, you fucking cops. Get your hands off. Do you know who I am? I'm Fogell.
Superbad
17.9s
All right. I am back. I had to thank the peeps for coming out, you know. Jules. I want you to have a drink with me. Just drink some of this. You're gonna love it. You're to... I know you're gonna love it. - You know, I... - It's green beer. For your information. You know, I'm actually good right now. But thank you.
Superbad
44.5s
Evan. Get into the game. Kick it over to me. Seth! Get off the field! Get out of here. They're gonna make me run laps. Just fucking listen, okay? Jules and her stupid fucking friend asked me to buy her alcohol. But not just her, for her whole party. You know what that means? By some miracle, we were paired up and she actually thought of me. Thought of me enough to decide I was the guy she would trust... ...with the whole fun-ness of her party. She wants to fuck me. She wants my dick in or around her mouth. Did you think that maybe she's using you to get her alcohol? - She doesn't want your dick. - Of course I thought of that. The first thing that came to my mind. Listen. My older brother always says the nastiest shit. Like he called me "hymen" until I was 12. Seth, I wanna blow you.
Superbad
20.1s
- I'm sorry. It was an accident. - It's okay. I was gonna give you a nudge... A punch, the friend thing. I didn't mean... - Hey, Becca. - Hey. - Hey. - Gaby. - What's up, Evan? - Hey, Gaby. - We should get to class. - We're gonna go. - So I will see you tonight. - Okay. - Really, don't worry. - Okay. Sorry. - Bye. - Sorry. Bye.
Superbad
35.5s
Hey, pussy. Fuck off. Just the one. Just the one. Not both. - So I'll call Andy and Greg. - Okay. And I'll bring the '80s dance music. - Yeah, yeah. - Right on. Seth! Hi. There you are. We were just talking about you. - Here I am. - That's weird. So you're coming to my party tonight? Because it's fully on. Yeah, why? Should I not come? Because I could think of other shit... Oh, no. No. I want you to come, I just... You said something earlier about, like, a fake ID or something, right? Yeah, I'm gonna get one. For sure, for sure. I'm getting that for sure.
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