You know, one of you bros could've come up and sat up with me. - We're fine back here. - Back's fine. Safe in the back seat.
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Let's do another one to me.
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- Oh, my God. - What did I tell you guys, right? That was crazy.
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All right, looks like we got a call. We can't pay for these. 10-4. We'll be right there. - Speedy Gonzales, let's go. - We should get road beers.
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Not if you're drunk too.
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- I get it. - What is it? What is it? Like: Like coming.
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- Look at me. - Seth, come on, you didn't blow it.
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12.8s
Calm down. Calm down, man. Calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your penis. It's a good thing. It's the best thing.
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Suck it in, my friend. Suck it long and deep. Enjoy it. McLovin, McLovin, McLovin.
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So by signing this, you are officially saying... ...that as we stopped you from being mugged... ...a crackhead stole our cruiser and did God knows what with it. - You cool to sign that? - Of course. I owe you guys my life. We owe you, Mc... Wait, what's your real name again? - Fogell. - Fuck that. - We're calling you McLovin. - McLovin. Let's do this dance, boys.
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1.2s
To some girl.
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1.8s
Break yourself, fool.
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2.4s
Move, people.
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- Okay. - Where do you wanna go?
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- I got a boner. - Good.
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Hey, Becca. Hey, hold up. - Oh, hey. - Hey. Hi. Did you hear about the party tonight? Yeah. Yeah, I just heard. It sounds awesome. Yeah. Yeah, I'm going. - Really? - Yeah, I'm gonna go. That's why I came looking for you. Me and the guys are gonna go to a liquor store. And I just thought, you know... ...if you needed someone to get you yours, I could do that. I could be that person. Yeah. Yeah, no, that would be great. That would save me such a hassle, because I was gonna beg my sister. Could you get me, like, a bottle of Goldslick Vodka? Yeah. That's the one with the little golden flakes in it? - Yeah. The girly one. - That's classy. Well, I'll pay you back at the party. No, you won't. No, it's my treat, miss. - Really? - Yep. That's that. It's the first of many too, so get used to it, sister. Well, thank you. Yeah, no problem.
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Oh, my God!
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What the hell is going on in there? If the bullets start flying, hit the deck. You pissed everywhere, you son of a bitch! Everywhere? You didn't see me pissing anywhere. I don't know what you're talking about. Take your nuts out of your shells! Michaels, I got your back. Why don't you show this rummy how we roll? 10-4.